by hotmessy November 12, 2022
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Get the The Devil’s Gelatin mug.When the male penis omits a multi-directional stream of urine, often at an inopportune time. The Devil's Mist is likely to drench everything, completely missing the entire bowl of the toilet.
"I was so exhausted I enjoyed a Cowboy Breakfast and passed out; when I woke up, I went to "drain the eel", and pissed all over the bathroom - the Devil's Mist strikes again!"
"We clapped cheeks all night and passed out - i snuck into the bathroom and the "devil's mist" got the best of me - her bathroom was soaked."
"She asked for a Golden Shower but it was the Devil's Mist that she got - i hit everywhere but her face!"
"We clapped cheeks all night and passed out - i snuck into the bathroom and the "devil's mist" got the best of me - her bathroom was soaked."
"She asked for a Golden Shower but it was the Devil's Mist that she got - i hit everywhere but her face!"
by Edgar Christianson May 19, 2023
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"God is not a Republican, but the Devil is a Democrat."
If you think that this is one of the stupidest things you've ever heard, even if "Republican" and "Democrat" were to be transposed, good job - you're a normal person.
"God is not a Republican, but the Devil is a Democrat."
If you think that this is one of the stupidest things you've ever heard, even if "Republican" and "Democrat" were to be transposed, good job - you're a normal person.
by Ubeenbamboozledson July 26, 2024
Get the The Devil is a Democrat mug.First, attain a post-munted female dwarf of your choice (preferably under 3ft) and ensure that a male stallion horse is nearby. Then, provide the horse with viagra alongside a tranquilising agent through nutritional intake of choice and once erect, thread the penis through the dwarf. Subsequently, insert your penis as far into the dwarf as possible, until in range of the horse’s penis halfway inside of the body. Begin to thrust through banging against the horse’s penis, causing the sound of a drum-like beat, which is amplified through the echo created in the dwarf’s body. Once the rhythm is consistent and steady, gather your friends round to dance to the music.
‘Yo Shareef, you dj’ing at the devil’s dwarf disco tonight?’
‘Na Jaqueef, not today! My dick’s still a bit sore from last week’
‘Na Jaqueef, not today! My dick’s still a bit sore from last week’
by Janquif1 May 13, 2024
Get the The devil’s dwarf disco mug.Andre: Man, I sure got sweaty hiking this trail in 90 degree weather. I need to stop off at the brook and scrub off the devil's moustache. I have not showered for days on this camping trip.
Brock: Make it snappy, we need to make camp yonder before the sun sets.
Andre: Sure thing. I will use my underwear to scrub off what I can and go commando the rest of the way.
Brock: Don't forget to use your hand sanitizer before you make our sandwiches.
Brock: Make it snappy, we need to make camp yonder before the sun sets.
Andre: Sure thing. I will use my underwear to scrub off what I can and go commando the rest of the way.
Brock: Don't forget to use your hand sanitizer before you make our sandwiches.
by cut the cards February 23, 2026
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