Thanksgiving Sandwich Smash 

A holiday version of the Portuguese Breakfast, sort of. When a male fills a female's vagina with stuffing and cranberry sauce. The male then inserts his penis, and rams the female very hard, as to smash the stuffing and the cranberry sauce into a mess. The female then lets the contents drip from her vagina.

Lawrence gave Morgan the ol' Thanksgiving Sandwich Smash over the break, according to anonymous sources

Thanksgiving Sandwich Smash by miley cyrus is stupid December 1, 2010

thanksgiving pussy 

first, you cook up some delicious thanksgiving food, turkey, gravy, mashed potatoes, and hell why not some wine.

then u get in bed with your bitch and stuff mashed potatoes and gravy in her pussy, along with turkey, and wash it down with wine, then you fuck her uncontrollably until the food is in a gooey substance form, then you casually walk out to the table and make her eat it

instead of sitting with the family, me and my bitch had a thanksgiving pussy.

thanksgiving pussy by crustynraunchy January 7, 2008

Thanksgiving Surprise 

the act of eating about 10 pounds of raw horse manure, and then shitting it out into your cats litterbox. Mix it with whatever the hell else is in one of those things, add horse testicles, donkey sperm and 6 fluid ounces of breast milk from a female bison. Stir with a dildo you got from that dirty hooker.

Put it all into a blender. it should end up looking like blueish orange and it should be mushy but solid when heated. And crunchy

Wait until Thanksgiving and put it inside the Turkey for Thanksgiving Feast. let your family suck it down and when they complement it on how delicioso it be, tell them what the ingrediants are watch them all throw it all back up on your table.

Collect their throw-up, and save and serve next thanksgiving

Miranda: "Hey man what did you do for thanksgiving this year?"
Myself: "I gave my family the Thanksgiving Surprise"

Miranda: "Nice!" *High Fives and leads to very intimate intercourse*

Thanksgiving Surprise by IEatChildrenForBreakfast April 10, 2011

Thanksgiving Delight 

A sexual act in which one person stands over a woman in a 69 position and simultaneously vomits into the vaginal cavity and defecates into her mouth.

After Thanksgiving dinner, I stuffed all of my girlfriend's holes like she was a turkey. Now that's what I call a Thanksgiving Delight!

Thanksgiving Delight by SantosL_Halper October 27, 2008

thanksgiving fabulous 

adj.

1. wonderful
2. the feeling of exceeding joy
3. the enjoying ones self while away from family functions

The day I had today can only be dexcribed as thanksgiving fabulous.

thanksgiving fabulous by zestybear October 19, 2004

thanksgiving left overs

When food is left over from a meal and there is so much of it that you spend the rest of the week eating just that.

Mom made too much spaghetti , now we're going to be having thanksgiving left overs.

thanksgiving left overs by Banana 1 March 8, 2016

thanksgiving left overs

When there is so much food left over from a meal that you spend the rest of the week finishing it off.

Mom made too much spaghetti, now we're going to have thanksgiving left overs.

thanksgiving left overs by Banana 1 March 8, 2016