Tetek

Tetek is one of the highest demand fruit in the world especially in Malaysia. This fruit can be eaten but it is unlimited, while the taste is really good!

Person 1: What is your favourite fruit?
Person 2: OMG I LOVE TETEK!!

by Penceramah Bebas September 4, 2019

TedTed

a white fuzzy puppy who lives in NH and was born in Quebec, Canada.

TedTed is also known as Theodorus Bearus.

by R Hale Anderson January 24, 2009

tunnel tester

Homosexual. Male who lives to shove his dick up other males arses.

Watch your back when Wayne's around, he a tunnel tester you know.

by Anonymous May 11, 2003

organic traffic tester

Stroller, absent-mindedly pushed out into traffic (often between 2 parked cars) by distracted/stupid parent prior to crossing street. If Tester returns to owner empty or mangled, there was a car coming.

"OMG, I totally had to swerve to avoid that Organic Traffic Tester!"

by Wrabbit November 9, 2009

oom teetee

A phrase in Jawaspeak that means "I got to take a shit!"

"Well, I ate that Double Chili Wookie Cheeseburger earlier and man oom teetee."

by Armando Tlauhetl December 7, 2007

tented

when a guy is hard and it shows through his trousers, he is 'tented' (or his trousers HAVE tented).
usually used to tease a mate, see example (2)

1 "oh my god man, you've tented - who you looking at?"
2 "mate, you saw her and your trousers just tented like that! haha"

by xenna September 4, 2009

Teeter Totter

A sexual position in which two women ride a man’s face and dick simultaneously, creating a human teeter totter.

“I saw you go home with those two girls bro”
“We did the Teeter Totter man. It was insane”

by allahu YEETbar November 16, 2018