rat testicles

Rat testicles are good for my salad montgomery while shitting down an infants throat

Woaaaaahhh dooood, rat testicles in my genital jamboree

by Montgomery salad January 6, 2014

terantula testi tickle

When a woman leaves her legs for 2 weeks without shaving, and uses them to tickle her boyfriend's balls

Greg: "catherine hadn't shaved her legs in ages. I thought it was a turn off but then she gave me a tarantula testi tickle, that was amazing"

The Terantula testi tickle aka the triple T

by knowtie April 18, 2014

Testicleeze

Testicleeze- Greek God of Balls... During the war of the gods that broke out at the foot of Mt Olympus Testicleeze defeated Hercules, Hades, and Zeus by slapping them with his godly, golden, gigantic balls. Testicleeze was a master of the thrust...as he used this skill to vanquish many foes...and an occasional foe-ette in bed...ooooh. But he rarely got naughty cuz everytime he tried the chick would suffocate due to his giant nutsack. Testicleeze is the Brother of Smegmaphaestus the goddess of Vaginal Discharge.

BY THE GODS......ITS TESTICLEEZE!!!! AHHHHHHHH!

by Turdmit"The Great Destroyer" September 4, 2009

testicle shitting rectal wart

This is a nothing expression, but is from the South Park
movie. I believe Terrence or Philip called the other
one this, but it is in the first 10 minutes of the movie.

by Jay de Tejas September 13, 2003

Tripping Over a Testicle

The feeling one gets while watching a 3D movie

"Dude when we were watching that movie i felt like i was tripping over a testicle."

by Sweaty Balls and the Rickist April 5, 2010

rock star penguin teste-blitz

A Rock Star Penguin Teste-Blitz is kinda' like Two Girls, One Cup, but instead with Mic Jagger, a dead penguin, Oscar Wilde, and The Elephant Man's skeleton.

Performing this depraved act will only lead to imminent satisfaction. Which is why Mic Jagger's there. To sing "(I Can't Get No) Satisfaction".

Usually, clean up requires a few hours of hot water and scrubbing.

Jack: I just pulled a Rock Star Penguin Teste-Blitz!
Ryan: No way! Why wasn't I invited?
Jack: Oscar didn't think you'd appreciate the flavorful range of tastes and colors.
Ryan: Oh...*cry*

by fubsish August 10, 2009

testiclap

The sound made by banging ones testicles together.

He stood up and performed a testiclap.

by Alex B-P February 2, 2004