taste the random

When someone gets together with their friends, turns off the lights, and plays "who's in my mouth".

I'm feeling friendly. Let's get drunk and taste the random.

by Johnny T Ferdo December 19, 2008

Taste It

To refer to tasting on any genitals without using derogatory slander

Come over here and taste it

Taste on it

Have a taste

by Taste It October 1, 2015

teeters

Breasts; Also known as boobs, tits, honkers. Cows also have teeters.

Wow, that girl has big teeters!
I am not touching that cow's teeters!

by Ms. Bouvier October 18, 2003

Tasteful Nudity

Any state of nudity which represents the human figure through an artistic lens rather than as a sexual object.

In contrast with other types of nudity like casual nudity or anime nudity, the tasteful variety can be displayed in many public settings and need not be erased from one's browsing history

Person 1: You can't play that video in public, it's full of naked people!
Person 2: Don't worry, it's just my favorite Watsky video. It's all totally tasteful nudity and serves to enhance the artistic narrative created by the music

by Frankie_Muniz March 9, 2020

Tristan Teeter

Chill guy. Likes to play games and watch anime only if it includes cute girls. Has a little garden and will only tell those he trusts about it. Isn’t good at playing rainbow six siege and enjoys being mean to little kids.

Friend: “Did you see is it wrong to try to pick up girls in a dungeon?”
Friend: “No but I bet Tristan Teeter has!”

by SmoothGelato August 8, 2020

expensive taste

Someone who shows interest in expensive, cost worthy things such as clothes, shoes, cars etc.

Mom: What do you want for Christmas?
Me: I want the OG Jordan 4s, I want a Bape hoodie and V-Lone shirts with a Louis Vuitton Mom: Sheesh Mom: Boy, you know you have expensive taste!!

by KING SN00P December 13, 2016

testemorph

Mutant with one giant ball. The Testemorph often takes his sexual partner by force, male or felmale makes no difference to the Testemorph. The courting usually begins with a ball rubbing ceremony ending with full blown penetration of the anus, vagina, mouth or males anus. The Testemorph is capable of shooting an unheard of amount a semen. Sometimes measured in litres the ejaculate contains no sperm as the Testemorph is sterile.

After my tenth beer a drunkin testemorph jumped out of the bathroom and shouted "I'LL FUCK ANYTHING THAT MOVES!!".

by Young Blood Chapman October 3, 2007