Dildo Teabaggins

Dildo Teabaggins is a name for any unknown douche mcdouche who turns up with his arm around that girl you like. If you're doing some light social-network stalking and come across a new guy in photos with her, chances are his real name is Dildo Teabaggins.

friend: Who's that douche with the douchey smile hanging off Diana?

you: Ugh, that must be her new bf. I think his name's Dildo Teabaggins.

by Dicklechips April 8, 2010

Gourmet Teabag

The act of covering your nuts with feces and then into your partner's mouth.

Gross, I just watched Stan give Mike the filthiest gourmet teabag!

by Fred97 October 26, 2011

Teeba

A kindhearted girl who will never let you down. She often puts your needs first and tries to keep you happy. Don't let a Teeba go if you find her!

Teeba is so sweet!
My friend is called Teeba, she's really kind.

by starryfish April 29, 2020

Teabagger

One who slaps another person in the face with their nad sack.

I just teabagged your sister

by Matt May 28, 2004

tenacious d

This is the greatest and best song in the world... Tribute
Greated Band in the WORLD!!!!
Jack Black = God!!!
whe his forces are joined with Kyle Gass the effects are amazing!
they are sex

"Needless to say, the beast was stunned.
Whip-crack went his Whoopy tail,
And the beast was done.
He asked us: "(snort) Be you angels?"
And we said, "Nay. We are but men."
Rock!
Ahhh, ahhh, ahhh-ah-ah,
Ohhh, whoah, ah-whoah-oh!

This is not The Greatest Song in the World, no.
This is just a tribute.
Couldn't remember The Greatest Song in the World, no, no.
This is a tribute, oh, to The Greatest Song in the World,
All right! It was The Greatest Song in the World,
All right! It was the best muthafuckin' song the greatest song in the world.
2-part skat
Spoken
And the peculiar thing is this my friends:
the song we sang on that fateful night it didn't actually sound
anything like this song.
Sung
This is just a tribute! You gotta believe me!
And I wish you were there! Just a matter of opinion.
Ah, fuck! Good God, God lovin',
So surprised to find you can't stop it.
Skat
All right! All right!"

by jd July 24, 2004

Tenacious D

The greatest and funniest band ever invented by God. How can you not love the man who invented Inward Singing?

Riguh-goo-goo Rigah-goo-goo
-Jack Black, Tenacious D

by Prissmee May 6, 2006

Squeezing Teabag

A prank involving opening the front of a targets pants, pouring hot water down them, and then grabbing his nuts hard.

Yeah that chav, we gave him a hard squeezing teabag

by thotpenguin May 2, 2018