Teapot Dome Scandal

when ya suck dick with hot tea in your mouth

I knutted so hard after she gave me that teapot dome scandal, my dick aches.

by real mozzarella July 7, 2019

teapot laugh

the type of laugh somebody with asthma or a severe brain disorder makes to a mildly funny joke

Me: knock knock
You: whos there?
Me: Cow Says
You: Cow Says Who?
Me: No cow says moooooooooooo
You: *Teapot Laugh Intensifies*
Me: no please stop
You: *TEAPOT LAUGHING LOUDLY*
Me: im sorry i even said it please stop
You: *TEAPOT LAUGH GETS LOUDER*
Me: *Puts gun in mouth*

by 123geybo October 17, 2019

Teapot

A male whore who gets with any and every girl that will take him usually very egotistical.

Isn't he with Beth?
No, that was yesterday he got with Hannah last night.
Yeah he's such a teapot.

by Lion/of/Destiny August 1, 2010

San Franciscan Teapot

To shit in a kettle and boil it, then use the steaming mixture to douche your girlfriend

Fernando: Dude I gave my girl a San Franciscan Teapot last night

Horatio: That must have hurt!

Fernando: I know. She was hot and wet, if you know what I mean!!!!!!!

by sorest rump June 14, 2010

little teapot

When someone gives a blowjob whilst humming the tune to "I'm a little teapot".

She gave me the best little teapot last night!

by Monkeys69 August 20, 2018

Teapot

n. Of or reffering to Carmen. See also: Carmen, hoe

I'm a little teapot

by Hofo February 4, 2003

Chocolate teapot

where one takes a shit, don't wipe, and then teabags yo gurl.

M: hey babe, can I make you a chocolate pot of tea
F: uh, babe, you mean a chocolate teapot?
M: oh yeah, that. let's do that. I'm glad you remembered for me. let us.

by MizzSrirowskiacha June 4, 2018