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testicles

I bought a box of chocolates, and each one had a testicle inside!
by baba October 19, 2003
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Twaticles

The ovaries of a woman, defined from the male testicales and the female twat.
you twaticle.
God you have big twaticles.
by Merk November 21, 2003
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eel testicles

Term for tater tots, which are bite-sized foods made from sliced potatoes (like hash browns, but smaller). Best eaten with ketchup.
School cafeteria's serving eel testicles again! Yum!
by Goggle January 10, 2005
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testicles

An ancient Greek philosopher who claimed "life is like a long hard cock..." and croaked before he could finish. Many scholars believe he could have ended the sentence in many ways, but the most popular is "and at the end there is only the Tate"
Testicles often countered Plato in his teachings, but they both met there demise in philosophical means. By reaching the great Tate.
by Whoflungpoo? February 19, 2009
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Testicleses

Testicleses , was a Greek god and hero to many, but awesome to all.
In fact he was so awesome he once found Nemo and saved the little bitch from drowning in a matter of 2 weeks. His family included his mother, Athena, his father, Jason Bourne, his brother, god, his sister, Cthulu, and his wife, that chicken from the garden of eden, and his two sons, Randy Orton, and the Trix rabbit, and finally his pet rhinoceros, billy.
In legend it is said that whoever pissed testicleses off would face the Rath of Billy's horn, in simplified terms you'do get ass raped by a rhino's horn.
Testicles lived a long live but was murdered by his son Randy Orton, he taught Randy the RKO but Randy used it against him in WWE raw because why the hell not?
He saved nemo, dory, he fixed the mad hatter, and kicked many cock juggling thunder cunt's balls. That's about it.
Testicleses is the Greek god of testicles
by The inner enigma August 1, 2017
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Fantastical Testicles

Anyone that has overly large man-man (balls) that women are attracted to without even seeing them.
Erika: Ahhh man did you see Elijah yesterday?
Lucy: Yeah I wanted to suck on his dick all day!!
Erika: I know, especially on his Fantastical Testicles!
Lucy: .....His balls right?
Erika: YEP!!
by Tr1pl3Cs & That Guy April 26, 2011
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Three testicles

Three testicles

A word to describe pain, confusion and stupidity
Person: Yo did you do homework

Other person: three testicles

Person: what?
Other person: three testicles
by Three testicles 090 February 1, 2022
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