laughy taffy

when a nonce attracts a child to the park with the promises of candy

my uncle laughy taffied a child
laughy taffy - when a nonce attracts a child to the park with the promises of candy

by allahin November 3, 2020

Tommy Taffy

A pedophile who does their thing under the threat of extreme violence to the recipient or their parents, while appearing friendly and normal to others.

My childhood best friend had an abusive father and a brother that was a Tommy Taffy. Her whole family was messed up.

by kolya from burger king May 16, 2022

Salt Water Taffy

A sex move often used by GILFs where one sips saline solution from a denture cup with the intention to spit it into another's urethra.

Dude, your grandma give me some good salt water taffy last night!

by Big M (Regrettably) September 7, 2022

taffy

being tight af fuck and making it even better

"im taffy bro"

by dabblr August 30, 2011

Laffy taffy

This is one of the newest and one of the most stupid slang terms to describe a girl's ass.

As described in D4L song, Laffy Taffy:
"Girl shake that laffy taffy."

by Ebonicronicals December 28, 2005

pulling taffy

the act of masturbating while skipping school.

James was late for school, because he was pulling taffy.

by B-I-G--B-O-Y January 13, 2009

Taffy Puller

; very long pertruding vaginal lips, so long they appear Identical to the taffy on the taffy pulling machine often viewed in use at taffy shops pulling saltwater taffy.

Bocephous: Dude remember that hottie with the fat camel toe you pointed out last night at the bar?
Monte: Yea I do, why ya ask?
Bocephous: Well I tell ya what that was no camel toe, soon as I got the fucker set free it revealed its true colors! That there was a god damn Taffy Puller my friend! BTW Thanks A lot ya SOB, I still got the taste in my mouth!

by Vendetta Fist December 27, 2017