The Tactical Spoon

During sex, a spoon is inserted into the females ass and twisted back and forth as if trying to open a broken door knob.

"I was eating yogurt next to my girlfriend and she got ptsd from when I gave her the tactical spoon"

by Mister. Phister March 9, 2022

Tactical Toilet Paper

Toilet Paper placed in the toilet bowl on top of the water to reduce splash-back and noise.

The toilets were busy so i used tactical toilet paper to hide the fact i was taking a dump, not a piss.

by AE1990 November 14, 2011

Tactical Baptism

Aka waterboarding

Danny: Did they just waterboard that guy??
Gen. Mattis: Well I prefer the term tactical Baptism

by Tall_dweeb June 13, 2018

Tactical Nuke

Mostly known in the game "Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 2". This is acquired by getting a 25 Killstreak (25 kills without dieing) on the online multiplayer game modes. When you activate this, there will be a ten second countdown until the match ends and your team automatically wins. This killstreak is basically what made Modern Warfare 2 a camp-fest and surprisingly all shitty players have it on as a killstreak but never get it....

User 1: Omg I am so getting a Tactical Nuke this game!
User 2: Nah you will probably camp to get it you douche nozzle!
User: 1 Stuff you I am a legit noob asshole!

by THisguywhoaddsstuff August 5, 2010

Tactical blumpkin

The act of receiving oral sex while playing Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 1 or Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 2. Often abbreviated as "tac-blump"

"Dude you're 0 and 16 what the fuck are you doing?"

"Can't talk right now Rachaels giving me a tactical blumpkin"

by Codplaya May 9, 2010

Tactical Chunder

Tactical Chunder: To vomit after alcohol has been absorbed into system to make room for more in stomach

Jamo: Mate, need to do tactical chunder.
Simmo: You bloated already?

Jamo: Yeah, But im the king of chunder mate!

by Mr.TMS March 21, 2011

Tactical Orgasm

Having an orgasm before making an important decision.

I had to have a Tactical Orgasm to clear my head before that Marketing meeting.

by 'Fuck Yeah!', Inc. August 27, 2013