Tyson

A boy that makes everyone laugh but all his "friends" secretly hate him. He's kinda annoying and no one really wants him to sleepover and come the places we go but overall he's a good person

Oh no Tyson's coming, he just caked out day

by Cairns boii July 2, 2018

Dirty Tyson

While giving your girl by the ass bite her ear and spit it

Lisa: Hey Mary, whats up with your ear?
Mary: Oh! That bastard of Damian, he made me a Dirty Tyson

by Paiza September 26, 2006

tyson deal

This move is basically the same as a hot carl, but you use your neighbors beagle.

Angus gave me the biggest tyson deal last night.

by WillieWonka January 25, 2008

tysonic

Coined by Bill Simmons. It refers to Mike Tyson, and applies to anyone who has entered a plane of existence so bizarre, you will believe any news you hear about them, no matter how absurd.

An adjective for someone who has entered the "Tyson Zone".

That guy is beyond weird, in fact he's tysonic.

by Cattivo Animale August 4, 2011

Tyson Walters

The act of doing anything silly.

Guy 1 - "dude look at dierk's tits!"

Guy 2 - "dude your being a tyson walters."

by gine12345678999 October 25, 2011

Tyson

He is super sexy has alot of friends and girls becasue of his 16 inch cock when he sticks it in it usually doesnt fit so I just suck it becasue it is so big and when he nuts I cant lick it all becasue there is to much

Tyson has such a big cock

by Massive Slong 45 March 11, 2022

Mike Tyson

Problably the scariest man on the planet.

James: I was in the same room as Mike Tyson!
Randy: Really? How was it?
James: Now I know how that kid felt when he fell in the gorilla cage.

by Tony two timez January 24, 2018