truth movement

A growing movement of people who do not accept establishment information when it is not backed up by scientific facts and logical reasoning.

The official conspiracy theory of 9/11 (executed by 19 hijackers and Al Qaeda) is false because there is peer-reviewed scientific evidence that shows conclusively that nano-thermite, an exceptionally rare military-grade explosive, was present in the dust of the world trade center buildings in quantities sufficient to bring down the towers--and several of the supposed hijackers have been shown to be alive and well. Further, those buildings were built to withstand large aircraft strikes and fires. As you can tell, I'm in the truth movement.

by sicjedi August 25, 2009

Truthenize

1.To brilliantly inform someone of a harsh truth that they were either ignorant of or tried with everything they have to ignore. The resulting truth leaves the liar impotent. Powerless. Usually a truth about themselves. Like Euthenize. But with the truth.

2. To call somone out on a huge lie.

1. Man, the Scooter Libby indictment and the lack of WMD in Iraq fully truthenized Rumsfeld and Cheney.

2. Dude, at the end of A Few Good Men, Jack Nicholson gets truthenized.

by Steve Braun November 1, 2005

Kilgore Trout

The inspirational fiction writing fiction character in Kurt Vonnegut Jr.'s fiction stories. Kilgore Trout lived almost his entire life unrecognized by the public, being that he was only published in porn magazines. Eventually though, he was put in the spotlight by the millionaire Eliot Rosewater. It's all documented in the book, Slaughterhouse Five.

I think that the idea that Kilgore Trout existed in fiction stories is much cooler than the fact that you exist in real life.

by diggernaut January 14, 2009

trotho

anyone resembling a turtle or a sloth; the perfect turtle-sloth combination.

I think he resembles a trotho!

by hockey416 November 19, 2010

Trout Buffer

Another word for a vagina. If the penis is a trout the vagina is the buffer.

When the penis(trout) moves in and out of the vagina(buffer) it gets buffed. Hence a trout buffer

Also a derogatory term to call someone.

Jer: Dude that girl was awesome in bed.

John: What was her best move?

Jer: She had an incredible trout buffer- she rode me on top like she owned it.

John: Word.

by Shonk Rager August 21, 2013

Trout season

When you vigorously slap your hand back and forth between someone's thighs. Typically done while standing.

You just got trout seasoned.

by Toxic_Crusader April 14, 2014

Trout Gobbler

That nasty individual who routinely goes down on less than savory vaginas. A connoisseur of crummy cunny.

Bro, did you hear about Lee? He went down on another nasty vagina. He's such a trout gobbler.

by pooter diddler June 26, 2014