tovalaballhandegg

SHUT THE FUCK UP RIGHT NOW THIS IS FUCKING TOVALABALLHANDEGG BABYYYYYY WE'RE BACK! WE'RE BACK FOR GOOD THIS TIME MOTHERFUCKERS LETS FUCKING GOOOOUOGUHOGHUOGUHGOUH WAITING ALL DAY FOR TOVALAAAAABALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL LETS FUCKING GO CRACK THOSE CRISPY ASS CABS BITCH! ITS THYME 2 FLY LETS CAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

"Did you catch the tovalaballhandegg match last night?"

"SHUT THE FUCK UP BIIIIITCH ITS FUCKIN TOVALATHYME LETS GET BREEZY IN THIS CHEEZY!"

by slant :o June 9, 2022

tovalaball pitch

An extremely rare and highly coveted pitch only thrown by the highest IQ pitchers in the league. Sources say that the tovalaball windup takes around 10 minutes, but recorded speeds on the tovalaball have measured in the 300-350 mph range. It's movement is reminiscient of a slider and slurve but actually rises upwards towards the end. To this day, only 2 tovalaball pitches have ever been thrown due to the exacerbating toll it takes on whoever dares to throw it, even though the pitch practically throws itself.

give em' the tovalaball pitch

by slant :o July 2, 2022

tovard

'drunk Michael typo'

When Michael is drunk he sends snaps with typos. These are now known as Tovards

Bloody Michael is drunk and his tovards are coming through thick and fast and I dont understand what he is saying!

by Pipsqueak7234 August 12, 2022

Tovarnd

A tovarnd is defined as a drunk typo. When your friend is drunk and they send you typo filled texts, these are known as 'Tovarnds'.

Bloody Michael is drunk and his tovarnds are coming through thick and fast and I don't bloody understand what he is trying to say!

by Pipsqueak7234 August 12, 2022

TOVAR

Totally Over Vocal And Retarded (T.O.V.A.R.)

Tovar, be yourself. We love you anyways

by Techsuppport September 6, 2022

tovan

Tovan lovessss milk. mmm he's a milky milk lover. hm give this boy some milk. And he loves panashe.

boy 1: ooh can I have milk
girl 2: oh you must be a tovan.

girl 4: yeah

by notTovan October 11, 2022

tovan

Tovan is a person who likes long walks on the beach and staring at the lunar eclipse. God bless his heart.

Tovan: oh no help i cant see

by notTovan October 11, 2022