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Took it like a marine

Throwing a grenade at somebody who thinks you're an idiot.
Get down, that comment/response you just made, he/she took it like a marine again! It's not safe to stand up to him/her at this time! Just stay in your protective, defensive shell until its safe!
by Solid Mantis July 25, 2020
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Took my balls

When you get robbed in front of girls for X amount of money and the people that robbed you take your balls and put it on a trophy case
Jazz “ They Took My Balls
Me “Ofc they would”
by Jazz6969 August 14, 2020
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Took One For The Meme

When you sacrifice something to create a meme.
Bob: Yo, what happened to Randy?
Alex: He smashed his balls with a hammer to make us laugh.
Bob: That's rough, he really took one for the meme.
by Kjose December 29, 2020
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Took 'em to the zoo

A euphemism for taking someone outside and fucking them raw (doggy style).
After we got blitzed at Applebees, I took 'em to the zoo, if you know what I mean.
by notafurry221 January 8, 2021
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took-took

Slang word for vagina in Apache, from the 70/80s
She shaves her took-took
by ApacheGirl March 20, 2021
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took a left

Precursor to Take a L.

The way your day is going well or even good and then something makes it go awry. Less than a Trainwreck, but more than a general inconvenience.
Things were going sweet! Then my life took a left on me. I started seeing all the cards falling right before my eyes. This and that happened and my great day turned into a crappy day. Just like that.
by Mr. Moisha April 15, 2021
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Took a Corrupt Politician

When you take a big dump, be political to a certain degree after doing it, but refrain from using some certain names.
Rico took a Corrupt Politician after eating something from Taco Bell.
by PhoenixGamer34 April 27, 2021
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