TOFOs

Noun: A derogatory name given to people who cant win a duel in a well known PC game called Diablo 2 Lord of Destruction without the help of his/her friends and many of them. These people are easily killed one on one.

Anthony: "Man don't go in that game Carl"

Carl: "Why?"

Anthony: "There are a bunch of TOFOs there. They wouldn't stop teaming up on me so I could get a fair fight."

Carl: "Damn TOFOs always ruining a perfect game"

Anthony: "I was whooping their asses until they called for their buddies to help them."

by Amazeme1 August 8, 2011

Tofield

small hick ass town where guys jack up their trucks and vape in order to compensate for their little ass dicks

Girl A: "damn I think that guy in that stooped up truck is hitting on me"
Girl B: "what the fuck bitch, he's from Tofield and we all know what that means, they never get any ass so they gotta dick down 12 year olds"

by fuckbitchesgetturnt January 5, 2017

tofucken

A type of vegan dish, similar to a turducken but made out of tofu. A turducken is a turkey, stuffed inside duck, stuffed inside a chicken.

"Today we'll be making a turducken! Or as I like to call it, a tofucken."

by okaybut April 26, 2017

Tofeist

People who believe in Tofeism, Basically supporting Useless Creations

Damn Look Hussain is Such a Tofeist!

by Tofee January 23, 2021

The Toffee House

A digital gathering mainly consisting of traders with a criminal record. The Toffee House typically becomes more active at 2am. Members are usually busy trading, gambling, drinking alcohol or building tinfoil robots.

The Boss: Today I will show The Toffee House participants how to trade using the line.
Paul: The elite have unplugged my internet.
Alex: I'm at a 55 year old's house.
Mike: I'm watching The One Show.
Joe: The bouncers threw me out of the pub for falling asleep.

by binmunbruce August 29, 2019

toffee nosed twat

a stuck up person, a person who thinks he/she is better than YOU!!!

You think your better than me? Stick it up your arse you toffee nosed twat!!!

by dAnarky April 17, 2003

cold tofurkey

"Cold tofurkey" is a term describing the actions of a vegan who gives up his habit or addiction at a single moment, rather than through gradually easing the process through tapering off or supplemental medication. The term allegedly derives from the comparison of a cold tofurkey carcass and the state of a withdrawing addict. It is often preceded by the word 'going', as 'going cold tofurkey'.

I heard Daniella's addicted to facebook...Yea, she is...the only way shes gonna quit it is by going cold tofurkey

by Zach E November 5, 2006