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The hard bits of phlegm that randomly come out of your throat sometimes, they smell revolting.
It's like bad breath in a hard form.
The hard bits of phlegm that randomly come out of your throat sometimes, they smell revolting.
It's like bad breath in a hard form.
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A swift fist thwarted into the throat of a speaking , or not speaking, ass hat. Appropriately delivered immediately after douchey sentence is in progress or at full completion.
In the year 1820, John Dickerson was a man of the field. He rose cattle and herded sheep. Greg Gregerson and the penis boys were known about town to herd cattle to their branding post and would brand penises onto unsuspecting heffers. Soon after they would return the missing cattle to their appropriate owners with their newfound phallic brandishing. John Dickerson was very upset by these cockamamie antics. His cattles' fresh dick decorations extremely decreased the face value of his bovines. John Dickerson sought out Greg Gregerson and the penis boys in sordid places and soon found these four gargantuan men in a local brothel with appropriately large women. He knew immediately that his average size and pisspoor fighting techniques would be no match for Greg Gregerson and the penis boys. Greg being the largest and the leader, he instantly knew he must take him out if he had any hope of leaving unscathed and his heffers avenged. He balled his fist and struck Greg Gregerson in a 3" space between the chin and the neck of Greg's shirt. Greg Gregerson dropped to the floor in agony and the penis boys trembled in fear. After witnessing their fearless leader taken out with one punch, one brace penis boy asked John Dickerson to lead their gang and brand dick decorations all over the cattle of the Midwest. John Dickerson replied,"Do you want a throat punch too, bitch?"
by DeliGameChamp September 23, 2016
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Get the throat dick mug."Geez, Doc, next time you eat dogshit and let fly a throat fart like that, point your head in another direction!"
by The Evil Boll Weevil October 9, 2008
Get the throat fart mug.The art of plunging your dick down a hoe's throat and causing your dick to become lodged deep in the back. This act results in gagging or tonsil-touch on the tip of your dick. Can be achieved in many ways:
1. The man is standing and the woman is kneeling.
2. No hands.
3. Lying down on any soft surface.
4. The reverse; woman lies on her back, whilst tilting her head back and the man is over-top, nuts rubbing on the woman face. This last one is only plausible with freaky-ass hoe's.
Keep in mind when she gulps the seed, there is no room for error, else she will puke on your dick.
1. The man is standing and the woman is kneeling.
2. No hands.
3. Lying down on any soft surface.
4. The reverse; woman lies on her back, whilst tilting her head back and the man is over-top, nuts rubbing on the woman face. This last one is only plausible with freaky-ass hoe's.
Keep in mind when she gulps the seed, there is no room for error, else she will puke on your dick.
by ThroatStuffer May 1, 2011
Get the throat stuff mug.A small piece of food stuck in the back of your throat near the tonsils, sometimes for days, that you eventually cough up. It is usually semi-rotten and smells like concentrated bad breath.
Last week I coughed up the nastiest little gray throat pearl. When I smashed it between my thumb and forefinger, it released a smell that still haunts me today.
by Jack O'Donnell November 25, 2011
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