Someone who has their head in a musical asshope and believe their sole existence is to listen and watch musicals because it makes them a “better person.” All they do is talk about broadway and how musicals are an essential part of one’s life
“Hey, have you seen Robin?”
“Yeah was talking with him a little while ago but got away thankfully”
“Why what happened?”
“He was talking about how he listened to the Hamilton soundtrack all night when it dropped and how he really feels inspired.”
“Wow what a theatre whore!!”
“Yeah was talking with him a little while ago but got away thankfully”
“Why what happened?”
“He was talking about how he listened to the Hamilton soundtrack all night when it dropped and how he really feels inspired.”
“Wow what a theatre whore!!”
by gyro12891 July 3, 2020
Get the Theatre whoremug. Oppression theater is the practice of implementing public, highly-visible measures to give off the appearance of being oppressed. However, no actual oppression is occurring. It is often done in conjunction with virtue signaling, and self inflicted victimization.
Despite living in a sought after suburban neighborhood, Wendy regularly engages in oppression theatre for attention.
by Joedaddy755 February 22, 2025
Get the Oppression Theatremug. THE CENTER THEATRE are a fictional theatre troupe from the game Project Sekai Colourful Stage. They are not an established, playable unit in the game, rather, they play a role in Wonderlands x Showtime’s story, mainly through Genbu Asahi.
“THE CENTER THEATRE are such a cool unit, they have so much screentime and such well-defined personalities, I am not delusional.”
“Genbu Asahi is an actor from THE CENTER THEATRE and he’s quite the sick character.”
Guy 1: “THE CENTER THEATRE are all dating. They have such a real relationship with such depth and screentime in canon, am I right?”
Guy 2: “Who even are those guys?”
“Genbu Asahi is an actor from THE CENTER THEATRE and he’s quite the sick character.”
Guy 1: “THE CENTER THEATRE are all dating. They have such a real relationship with such depth and screentime in canon, am I right?”
Guy 2: “Who even are those guys?”
by centertheatre July 20, 2025
Get the THE CENTER THEATREmug. Theatre kid fascism is the type of government instituted by the Blackrock Administration in 2021. It involves an oligarchy where the government, major corporations, and the media work in tandem to advantage the most privileged individuals in society using moral blackmail and foot soldiers of the mentally ill, suburban white woman, the heavily indebted, and other white collar demographics to silence dissent from subjects who do not send emails for living and can no longer afford to drive to work.
The government is usually staffed by trust funds kids , and the most important qualities for advancement are extreme self-importance, the ineed to destroy others for personal gain due to bullying in high school, willingness to support abuses of human rights internationally if such policy allows you repost stories on instagram for attention, and a love for singing and dancing.
What cannot be accomplished by government fiat is done by corporations, which are staffed by political operatives who were actually competent enough to cash out in the private sector. These corporations coordinate with the government and the media, a tertiary field for operatives too incompetent for both the public and private sector, to advance the regimes’ goals through ESG programs at hedge funds that make it impossible to secure funding for anything that isn’t made by Uyghur slaves in coal-powered China or mined by child laborers in Africa and conveniently are needed to prevent proclaimed end of the world.
The government is usually staffed by trust funds kids , and the most important qualities for advancement are extreme self-importance, the ineed to destroy others for personal gain due to bullying in high school, willingness to support abuses of human rights internationally if such policy allows you repost stories on instagram for attention, and a love for singing and dancing.
What cannot be accomplished by government fiat is done by corporations, which are staffed by political operatives who were actually competent enough to cash out in the private sector. These corporations coordinate with the government and the media, a tertiary field for operatives too incompetent for both the public and private sector, to advance the regimes’ goals through ESG programs at hedge funds that make it impossible to secure funding for anything that isn’t made by Uyghur slaves in coal-powered China or mined by child laborers in Africa and conveniently are needed to prevent proclaimed end of the world.
Jimmy: Man it just cost $80 for me to fill up my gas tank, but did you see the video of the Former Director of The Disinformation Governance Board singing about how she wants to have sex with Harry Potter?
Steve: I did, I love living under Theatre Kid Fascism!
Steve: I did, I love living under Theatre Kid Fascism!
by Phil Girazin June 10, 2022
Get the Theatre Kid Fascismmug. A place used for getting it on while having Star Wars playing in the background with the noise covering the moans.
by xX_Boss_Xx December 9, 2017
Get the Theatremug. by Juice Moose June 2, 2018
Get the Theatremug. guy: Yo babe you want to go theatre hopping today
babe: wtf that against the law
guy: well fuck you too
babe: wtf that against the law
guy: well fuck you too
by KKKrosby January 6, 2017
Get the Theatre hoppingmug.