by corneilius cumsterr September 29, 2011
Get the Dinkerface Walrusmug. an emoticon using a colon and the number three. it looks like a walrus has a butt surgically attached to its face.
by kate:3:3:3 June 27, 2009
Get the buttface walrusmug. Being extremely thirsty and dehydrated. This is compared to a walrus because they must venture out on land to find a fresh water source.
by Cool smart guy June 5, 2014
Get the thirsty as a walrusmug. When a man sticks his entire ballsack and penis into another man or woman's butthole was invented by two kids from Nashua,NH during a fight when one fell on top of the other.
Connor "Dude my balls are so sore and covered in poop!"
Adam "Why?"
Connor "I gave Jacob the Musky Walrus last night!"
Adam "Why?"
Connor "I gave Jacob the Musky Walrus last night!"
by Poop God 707 December 2, 2013
Get the Musky Walrusmug. by Mauled by Jebus January 21, 2009
Get the Sticky Walrusmug. While receiving a blow job, a man cums in his partners mouth. After you cum, hold the partner's mouth closed, and punch her in the stomach so that the cum comes out her nose.
Joe: dude, Steve gave Liz a Frosty Walrus the other day!
Bill: Wow, really?
Jim: Yeah, the cum came out of her nose and went all the way to her tits!
Bill: Wow, really?
Jim: Yeah, the cum came out of her nose and went all the way to her tits!
by joebobman41232 March 25, 2009
Get the Frosty Walrusmug. wind-ed wal-rus
(noun, plural -ruses) (win-did wawl-ruh s)
1. someone who wears green and plays teams sports such as flag football, paintball, drinking, and sometimes even ice skating
(noun, plural -ruses) (win-did wawl-ruh s)
1. someone who wears green and plays teams sports such as flag football, paintball, drinking, and sometimes even ice skating
"Bob: I Can't Stop thinking that Bitch is Crazy.
Bill: Why?
Bob: He's wearing a Pickle green shirt running around yelling "Go Go Go" and "Whoop Whoop."
Bill: What's wrong with that? You got Beef with him?
Bob: It's as if he thinks he's one of the real Winded Walruses.
Bill: Maybe he thinks he's a Seal.
Bob: Or Half n Half. I don't know, he's such a poser; it's Doo Doo Baby."
Bill: Why?
Bob: He's wearing a Pickle green shirt running around yelling "Go Go Go" and "Whoop Whoop."
Bill: What's wrong with that? You got Beef with him?
Bob: It's as if he thinks he's one of the real Winded Walruses.
Bill: Maybe he thinks he's a Seal.
Bob: Or Half n Half. I don't know, he's such a poser; it's Doo Doo Baby."
by rarrbear April 17, 2008
Get the Winded Walrusmug.