The Shartmann theory

A theory that states: if a football can be inserted into the asshole past half way, said asshole will create a suction and/or vaccume and ingulf the rest of the football if lubracation is in use

Bro1: Bro, me and jessie tested out the shartmann theory last night
Bro2: broooo how much lube did u guys go through
Bro1: brooooooooo idek like half the tube

by WalkingTalkingStephenHawking December 4, 2015

Shower Theory

The act of imagining someone naked/in the shower, when they say that they're in the shower or "brb shower"

dammit, total shower theory

by LiterallyLuke April 4, 2011

Theory of knowledge

The literally and complete epitome of all human suffering and agony. Something from the depths of the underworld that should never of made it out.

Richard: OMG that lecture was so hell

Lucy: I know right, it was so theory of knowledge

by Octococeres November 21, 2019

Oisinverse theory

The Oisinverse theory is a theory that all of the universe/planets are apart of oisin's mum

Have you ever heard of the Oisinverse theory? It's a amazing theory

by Real Nigga 12 November 25, 2020

Clump Theory

The theory that all intelligent consciousness on earth constitutes a collective "clump" that deserves love, belonging, and happiness. Members of the clump school of philosophical thought believe in a shared functional responsibility to attempt to reduce pain and increase happiness amongst all members of the clump. There is still uncertainty as to what species are "intelligent" enough to be in the clump, but proponents of clump theory emphasize that all of humanity, including future generations of humans are a part of the clump and that since their wellbeing will depend on our upkeep of the environment, we can have a positive impact on future members of the clump by caring for the environment right now.

Followers of the school of clump theory would emphasize that even if Krom* has low energy and puts out negative vibes, he's still a part of the collective clump and should be treated with love and respect.

*Names have been altered for the sake of anonymity

by I just wanna love the world October 14, 2019

Boomerang Theory

The idea that a person will be close to a significant other until something tears them apart. After what is usually a few years the two people will meet up again and be attracted to one another. Such as a boomerang leaves but comes back.

Friend 1: "John started seeing Claudia again; its been 4 years since they were together."
Friend 2: "I told you the Boomerang theory was real!"

by Toichiro October 14, 2014

weeaboo theory

The theory that one day there will be more weeaboos than original Japanese people effectively replacing the Japanese culture.

"Hey im thinking of moving to Japan to live among the Japanese"

" don't you know the Japanese are almost extinct?" "its all becoming weeaboos"

Are you talking about weeaboo theory ? "No ways thats real im going anyway!"

by TheHumanMicroscope April 3, 2017