Garage Dawg

White suburban males who in high school smoked cigarettes in their mom’s garage, listened only to Pearl Jam, and try to recreate their high school glory days by drinking sub-par alcohol, attending too many concerts, puking on strangers at concerts, buying concert posters to decorate their man caves, holding annual men-only gatherings in the desert, and undervalue the women in their lives. While these men are productive members of society with good paying careers, they are still are victims of the “failure to launch” syndrome.

Look at that guy - a PBR in one hand and a perfectly stored concert poster in the other. If he had a third hand he’d grope an unsuspecting chick. Oh no…he just barfed on the girl in front of him. What a garage dawg.

by Miklovelka May 16, 2023

garage sale

A bunch of junk is in someones garage that is trying to be sold. Everything is dirt cheap. See yard sale.

by Anonymous August 31, 2003

Garage Killer

A woman whose husband commits suicide by hanging himself in the garage.

Shanaynay: Did you hear about what happened to her husband?

Alejandro: Yeah I guess she's the new Garage Killer.

by Mercedes Jones January 13, 2011

Speed Garage

1)The soundtrack of Heaven.
2)Simply the best creation of music that exists.

"you're right God, Speed Garage is the best sound ever heard."

by rudeone April 22, 2005

garage racing

Going into your garage to sit on your motorcycle, because it's still too "out of season" for use.

I put the springer front end on my chopper, and did some February 'garage racing' afterwards.

by D. Gould February 20, 2006

B.O.B. garage

A nightstand, home of a girl's B.O.B (aka Battery Operated Boyfriend/dildo).

After dumping her loser boyfriend, Daphne grabbed her favorite B.O.B. from the B.O.B. garage to console herself.

by lilacj143 January 2, 2009

garage groupie

Most commonly found in the NASCAR world.

1. Teeny boopers - most commonly fans of Kasey Kahne, Brian Vickers, and Kyle Busch who know little about racing and clog up racing message boards with messages such as "He's so cute, does he havea girlfriend".

2. Generally know very little about racing including who is in the points lead.

3. Still live with their parents and operate under the delusion that they will some day hook up with their driver of choice.

4. Pathetic losers.

Example:

The posters at Kasey Kahne.com are a bunch of pathetic garage groupies.

by Anti-Garage April 16, 2005