Toaster Chicken

When two people put one hand each in a toaster and proceed to as if they were makin toast. Who ever takes their hand out first looses and will face whatever bet they made!!!!!!

Mikey: Yo that party was crazy. Eveyone had a burn on their hand from playin toaster chicken!
Jason: Paul is a crazy fuck for inventing toaster chicken!

by Captain Diggity (chitzy) September 20, 2007

help i got my dick stuck in a toaster

Something you can scream in the middle of a sad scene of movie at the movie theater to make it less derpessing

"Man this is depressing"

"hold on i got this"
"wha-"
"HELP I GOT MY DICK STUCK IN A TOASTER"
"thanks now i have a will to live"

by lone potato May 6, 2018

toaster

An especially useless piece of computing equipment. Old hardware only good for heating things up.

That XXX server is essentially a toaster.

by lantz July 12, 2006

Toaster Strudel

n. (tō′stər - stro̅o̅d′l) a. The sexual act of making a design with your semen on your partner (usually while ejaculating), much like you would make a design with the icing on a Toaster Strudel.

Tim: Hey John, did you go home with that slutty waitress last night?

John: Yeah, I gave that bitch a Toaster Strudel.

by YDM May 26, 2014

Brave Little Toaster

The Brave Little Toaster is an animated movie which was created in 1987.

According to IMDB this is the plot:
When a young boy and his family don't come one year to their holiday home, their household appliances, led by the toaster think their master might be in trouble. They decided that rather than stay where they are, they'll try to find them. So beings a dangerous and amusing adventure through the countryside and into the big city.

I grew up on movies like The Brave Little Toaster.

by Hand of Fate May 1, 2009

Weaponized Toaster

The best gender that is way better than being a normal toaster, to be a weaponized toaster you must have eaten toast, made toast, have a weapon, not identify yourself as a male or female, and make toaster sounds.

I heard you where a weaponized toaster Ryan

Yes being a weaponized toaster is great, it is the best gender you should be a weaponized toaster too.

by 10/10 toaster February 7, 2020

Afghani Cheese-Toast

The act of taking ones smegma and placing it in the microwave. Then removing the smegma in a liquid form. Lastly you put the formula on a minorities penis, and use your mouth to remove it.

I wanna afghani cheese-toast that beaner so bad

by Kyle-Zack-Riley May 18, 2011