Give her a t-shirt

When someone goes beyond dropping their wallet, and actually falls in love with a stripper, leaving his friends to contemplate... where is that stripper, there she is, but why is she off duty... and wearing a t-shirt?
Gamo: Its ok honey, you're off duty now. You can put your clothes back on... Someone, give her a t-shirt!

Gamo: Its cool man, she's off duty.
by P.Sat November 02, 2009
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AC/DC T-Shirt

1: A gateway into listening to even shittier music, such as, but not limited to, Motley Crue, Disturbed, Puddle Of Mudd, Rob Zombie, and Atreyu.

2: An alternative to wearing a giant sign that says "I'm a douchebag".
Kid in AC/DC T-shirt: "AC/DC Rules! All new music sucks!"

Me: (Slaps AC/DC kid in the face with a Mars Volta CD)
by Collin Jones July 03, 2006
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Number One T-shirt

sexual act whereby a man with an unwiped, freshly shitty ass titty fucks a woman leaving the doo-doo residue on her abdomen thus providing her with a number one t-shirt.
dude, she was so drunk she asked me to give her a number one t-shirt before i strawberry shortcaked her!
by satchmo April 26, 2005
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The Melting T-Shirt

When you drink mass quantities of acidic beverages that turn your jizz into acid. That has a a high enough ph level to burn through fabric.
I was jerking this guy off and he blew his load then fucking gave me a The Melting T-Shirt!
by Mystery27391 March 11, 2009
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sidebar t-shirt ad boobs

There always are huge boobs on the chick wearing the t-shirt with a stupid slogan in the sidebar page of urbandictionary. The boobs are big enough its worth staring, but the t-shirts are never funny enough to click the link.
probably just look in the side bar of this page

or

"wow, that t-shirt is so dumb only a hopeless loser would ever buy it. but check out those sidebar t-shirt ad boobs!"
by wastedhillbilly December 28, 2011
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Pink Floyd T-Shirt

The Dark Side of the Moon Album T-shirt that all the gay poser "rock" kids like. It is a Black T-Shirt.

Seen mostly on poser kids who claim to like classic rock, or by emo bitches who are trying to look cool.

Very similar to the Led Zeppelin T-shirts that are also worn by many classic rock posers.
"If I see another loser in a Pink Floyd T-Shirt, I'm going to punch them in the fucking face!"
by The Kicker April 04, 2006
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To have experienced all aspects of an event, show, or "famous" thing, to the point of ennui.
- I hear there is another new rave club starting up downtown.

- Been there, done that, got the T-shirt - just not interested anymore.
by soloact November 04, 2010
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