SOMEONE WHO'S A FUCKING BITCH AND ONLY ANSWERS TO HIS FUCKING CRUSH, AND YET LADIES STILL LIKE THEM ANYWAYS!
by Decent Definitions February 15, 2017
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"Dad, I don't know how to do subtraction with regrouping."
"Oh yes you do. Don't play the selective ignorance card with me."
"Dad, I don't know how to do subtraction with regrouping."
"Oh yes you do. Don't play the selective ignorance card with me."
by Big Mo 61 August 2, 2012
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when a person claims to have crohn's disease ( an inflammation of the bowel causing sudden and frequent bathroom breaks) uses that ailment selectively to benefit him/her when it is convenient to have such an ailment to exit certain social situations.
Hey, have you noticed that when she is bored at a party she has sudden selective crohn's and uses that as an excuse to leave?
by lezbaterian December 27, 2011
Get the selective crohn's mug.Selective Multiplayer is a term used to describe a MMO game that lest you choose between different levels of involvement in the online games playerbase.
(1)With Selective Multiplayer you may only want to play with people on your friends list in the game. Or you may want to play with friends or friends, or you may want to play with everyone in the game.
(2)Minecraft's selective multiplayer is server based. It has a Single Player mode, a "white list server" mode(invitees only), and an "Open Server" mode(anyone).
(2)Minecraft's selective multiplayer is server based. It has a Single Player mode, a "white list server" mode(invitees only), and an "Open Server" mode(anyone).
by Harvard Dictionary September 17, 2013
Get the selective multiplayer mug.1) Being supportive of the LGBTQ+ people you know, while being discriminatory towards the LGBTQ+ community as a whole.
2) Thinking the LGBTQ+ people you know are some how outliers of the LGBTQ+ community.
3) When LGBTQ+ people you know don't fit your prejudice stereotypes. Thus causing cognitive dissonance that is cured by believing the person you know is somehow different from other LGBTQ+ people.
2) Thinking the LGBTQ+ people you know are some how outliers of the LGBTQ+ community.
3) When LGBTQ+ people you know don't fit your prejudice stereotypes. Thus causing cognitive dissonance that is cured by believing the person you know is somehow different from other LGBTQ+ people.
Coworker: You're not like the others. You're one of the good ones!
Me: You are using selective homophobia to justify your overall homophobic ideals inorder to attempt to be friends with me.
Karen: My daughter is queer, I love and support her!
Marsha: Didn't you vote for Trump?
Karen: Of course! MAGA!
Marsha: That's pretty selectively homophobic, don't you think?
Me: You are using selective homophobia to justify your overall homophobic ideals inorder to attempt to be friends with me.
Karen: My daughter is queer, I love and support her!
Marsha: Didn't you vote for Trump?
Karen: Of course! MAGA!
Marsha: That's pretty selectively homophobic, don't you think?
by not on my watch July 1, 2020
Get the Selective Homophobia mug.A disease affecting the taste buds that results in an inability to decipher tastes correctly on a consistent basis. A condition brought on mainly by sleep deprivation, excessive consumption of M.R.E.s and hot coffee. Symptoms include: failure to recognize a watermelon heart, addiction to products containing caffeine, an obsessive compulsive need to salt melons, and...stubbornness.
by Ian's Princess September 17, 2008
Get the selective taste buds mug.The state of being obsessed with details for things that don't matter, while, at the same time, not caring about things which actually matter.
You: "I just spent 6 hours organizing my crayon box in alphabetical order."
Teacher: "Your homework is written in Cheetos dust".
You: "Yeah, well homework doesn't matter. I have selective over-compulsive disorder."
Teacher: "Your homework is written in Cheetos dust".
You: "Yeah, well homework doesn't matter. I have selective over-compulsive disorder."
by De mirandis homo August 20, 2012
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