Shit-Swoop

Stealing the honor of performing the first bowel movement in someone else's new residence. This is most applicable after you help a buddy move-in to a new place and you just have to go to the bathroom to take a dump.

Andy: "Hey guys, I just totally stunk up the bathroom, be warned!"

Andrew: "Damnit Andy! Why did you just shit-swoop my bathroom? This is my brand-new apartment and I haven't even used the toilet yet!"

by Ronnie J October 18, 2012

coupe swoop

to take a fiends car for payment for drugs

What you crack-heads know about a coupe swoop?

by David Darling February 15, 2007

swoop that bitch

The act of "taking what's yours", i.e. your child, from a woman that you knocked up.

Collin: Did you swoop that bitch?
Josh: Hell yes! You think I'm going to let that woman raise MY child?!

by Thunder Pussy 505 August 5, 2008

the emo swoop

The hairdo of someone who likes to suck penises.

See the image above.

After I blew Richard last night, I got his man paste stuck in my emo swoop.

by Michael Hunt March 14, 2005

emo swoop

the haircut that all the emo kids have that covers one eye but it pushed to one side of the head in a swooping fashion.

Yo his emo swoop is so low that it's making him depressed.

by Skidizzle September 15, 2008

Swoop Dawg

1. A part of one's entourage, generally a male, known for their excessive use of "swoop," a tactic where one attempts to pick-up a female who is already clearly being macked on by one of their friends.

Male 1: "WTF?! That guy in the Spartan costume totally came in and started mackin' on the girl I was talking to!"
Male 2: "He's a total 'Swoop Dawg.' Actually, that's what we call him. You didn't know?"

by Between Hangovers October 31, 2007

the emo swoop

a comb-over for your face

"that dood's face is trollish!"

"yeah, thank god he has the emo swoop"

by Kossuth April 17, 2007