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A Swifty

The act of eating hot food possibly curry before getting fucking shitfaced and pooping yourself on the way home.
Go easy on that vindaloo bro or you’ll be pulling ‘A Swifty’ on the way home
by NeelyWeely March 26, 2021
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Swifty

A metropolitan young adult (usually from Gen Z) that that has been socialized into individualism and pop feminism.

The usual caricature is a young college-educated white woman seems to be content with the rat race, and spends many thousands of dollars to see Taylor Swift- or for cathartic, non-liberating pleasure in general. The term is used to followers of LeftTok to call out and satire those exhibiting white feminist tendencies.

Much of Taylor Swift's fan base claims to embrace & embody feminism, but the kind that works within neoliberal capitalism, the carceral state & society, contemporary white supremacist structures, and anti-communitarianism. When they are nudged to recognize and realign, they usually ignore it all and go back to indulgence.
I came across this Swifty on TikTok that was saying "the real poors are the ones who have to stand outside the stadium for Taylor Swift's Era's Tour."
by Genedide June 19, 2023
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closet swiftie

It's like a gay person just as a taylor swift fan
Dude, I think *name* is a closet swiftie
by timtheweirdman January 30, 2024
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Swifty

When you unexpectedly slide your tongue in the asshole of a wonderful woman
Hey Kimmy! how's about a swifty to start your day! I know how you love a swift lick of that ass... tonsil deep!
by The Red Rabbit 122918 May 3, 2024
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Swifty

Before work my girlfriend gave me a swifty before I dropped her off
by riley1989 November 23, 2022
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Psuedo-Swifty

Someone who doesn't like Taylor Swift, They do like covers of her music in different styles though.
"Nah Joe isn't a Swifty he doesn't like her music. He's a psuedo-Swifty though he listens to covers"
by khaaaannnn April 6, 2024
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Swifty

When a female jacks you off with fast movement and she makes you ejaculate in a short amount of time.
My wife told me the kids were due home from school soon we didn’t have time to have sex. I felt really horny so I asked her to give a Swifty
by L892 March 8, 2025
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