Sweatin' like Michael Vick at a PETA rally

1. When you are scared out of your wits that you are gonna get caught or in trouble for doing something you shouldn't be.

2. (Syn) Sweatin' like a whore in church.

Man I was driving home from the bar after some suds and when that cop turned his lights on behind me I was sweatin' like Michael Vick at a PETA rally!

by Charlie Golf October 16, 2007

Swearing

Hayd3n does this a lot. It's a bunch of bad words that we shouldn't say.

Oh no... He's swearing again

by Person_A123 September 1, 2019

Swelting

Sweating and melting at the same time, usually done under high temperature circumstances.

It's so hot outside, I'm swelting.

Everyone is swelting in the heat.

by Dr. Neg July 1, 2010

sneating

When a person goes on a date with someone they aren't interested in just so they can get a free meal. Usually done by women, cause let's face it, women almost never pick up the bill. Comes from the words sneaky and eating.

I was wondering why all these dinner dates from Tinder women weren't leading to a relationship. It turns out that women use Tinder for sneating now.

by wakkadoodooo January 17, 2021

Random swearing

Where you're desperate to swear, but can't form the words, and so use the first thing that pops into your head.

"Pobum" - when trying to say "Fuck you."

"Spatula Corsa" when trying to say "You fucking twat, you just cut me up in your shitty little Corsa."

"Trolley cunt beer mug" when trying to say "Oh Christ, Tekken is hard!"

To all of these, anyone listening might respond: "Wow, that's some completely random swearing!"

by The Mysterious Stanley Knife June 28, 2007

slip seating

Slip seating refers to when a truck driver shares his girlfriend/wife with other truckers whilst he is on the road.

Trucker 1 "Hey Boomer, I'm 10-8 to the Windy City, I fancy slip seating Mrs Boomer, 42?"
Trucker 2 "That's a big 10-4 Admiral Scuttlebutt. I'll be checking out the Junk Buzzard of a lot lizard in Choo-Choo town"

by fourcnuts October 31, 2017

sweeting

excessively drunk at the wrong time, will fuck your girlfriend, no-talent asshole, master cum dumpster eater, resides in Seneca Falls, NY

Dan: You fucked your best friends girlfriend?!
Tim: Uhh yeah
Dan: Way to be a sweeting!

by Bill Sweeting November 22, 2011