sweater puppets

tittttt-ayyyyyssss inside a sweater that you play with...like puppets

He was playing with her sweater puppets in the back of her car.

by sassyquatchjt October 9, 2009

sweater sex

1. When two individuals engage in sexual intercourse whilst only wearing a sweater

I have a sweater fetish, so obviously I love sweater sex.

by familyguyrox4377 January 8, 2011

Sweater Cows

huge titties!

guy 1: check out juggy mcbigjugs over there eh!
guy 2: yep, dems some sweater cows up in here boy, yessiree mother fucka

by juggy mcnippleton April 10, 2011

Sweater Zeppelins

particularly large breasts

Did you see the sweater zeppelins on that hose hound?

by donomadness December 9, 2008

perma-sweater

no shirt, no problem, because your wearing a sweater of body hair year round.

Bryan looked hot at the beach, in part because of his perma-sweater.

by thedonkeyslayer October 20, 2004

Meat sweater

A Canadia Un-circumscribed penis.

My homeboy Chris Shelly is sporting a "meat sweater "

by DR. ROSENPENIS July 27, 2016

sweater meat

Large breasts.

God damn, her sweater meat is flying everywhere since she stopped wearing bras.

by Samus October 30, 2003