Crab Swaggering

When fucking retards that all look exactly the same in a hard-core band squat down with their legs spread and shift from side to side while playing the bottom string of their bass or guitar. Resembles shitting your pants. Also, thrusting your head forwards and backwards is optional.

Guy One: Why are they all shitting their pants like that?
Guy Two: They aren't, they're just crab swaggering.

by CysCys March 14, 2010

Swagger Booster

A folded piece of paper in one's back pocket placed so that it is slightly visible used to draw attention to one's butt.

I use a swagger booster for the ladies so they check out my rump.

by Chilu November 29, 2011

swagger jacked

To steal one's swagger; copy or imitate actions, saying, or personal habits

Justin just swagger jacked Jon's sayings

by notDerekorCraig November 3, 2011

Swagger Chick

A fine looking girl with a hell of a lot of swagg, that makes boys quiver.

Lauren London is a definite Swagger Chick.

by Swaggz December 22, 2009

Swagger Jackin

Swagger Jacking is when a person copies another persons quirky ways. Or even copies a catch phrase of anotha person and tries to pass it off as thurr own

A perfect example is the term "Suck A Dick No Homo" by Dipset. IF anotha group says this slogan they are Swagger Jacking

by Street C May 27, 2006

swagger jacking

Stealing somebody else's ways, copying their swagger. Popularized by Juelz Santana.

Newer rappers are always swagger jacking artists like Tupac and B.I.G

by Shelaya December 5, 2005

Swagger Slazko

A person who thinks to be a swagger but isn't. Often it's a retarded person with inferiority complexes.

A: "Look at me, I'm cool!"
B: "Shut up, Swagger Slazko"

by AsiG November 11, 2011