super straight

super straight are just gay men who play rpg games and kiss each other
guy 1: im super straight
guy 2: omg really we should meet at a gay bar, make eyecontact, kiss, make love, start a family, then die in each others arms
guy 1: ok
by goofy ahh vincent November 19, 2021
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Super Straight

A sexuality for people who are only attracted by cisgenders of the opposite sex.
Person 1: Hey, are you super straight?
Person 2: Yes! And it is not transphobic, simply a choice like another.
by Swarroth February 09, 2023
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Super straight

Super straight is a new sexuality.
Since straight men often get called transphobic when they dont want to date a transwoman. Being super straight means that you only date people that where born the other gender.
Hey Mom and Dad, i wanted to tell you that im super straight.
by Teilzeitgott March 03, 2021
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super straight

a cis male or female with small or smelly genitalias
John: I am super straight.
Trisha: Oh, so it is small !
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a new sexuality that someone with a piss kink invented because they felt like it, it means you would only date cis people of the opposite gender. if you identify as this you're a social reject lmao.
person 1: i'm super straight
person 2: tf is that
person 1: i wouldn't date a transgender
person 2: social reject lol
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a group of gay men, pretending to be straight by saying they’re “super straight” typically falls within gay men with internalized homophobia.
person one: hey i’m super straight

person two: i am too!! oh how i love the same gender, but don’t tell anyone
by McOrangee March 07, 2021
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A sexuality which gay men use to secretly identify as gay.
Ex:
Trans ftm: hey I like you

Super straight man: I will date you because I am super straight
by G0ry.croissant March 10, 2021
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