a person that says they identify as “super straight” is somebody who is too scared to come out as a raging homosexual. Often people who identify with this are also bottoms. flag- 🟧⬛️
by funnyjokelol March 9, 2021
Get the Super Straightmug. meaning you get no bitches and you’re a virgin.
Person 1: I’m super straight!!!
Person 2: Oh, you get no bitches?
Person 1: Yeah !!!
Person 1: I’m super straight!!!
Person 2: Oh, you get no bitches?
Person 1: Yeah !!!
by superstraightphobic March 5, 2021
Get the Super Straightmug. A sexuality where someone is attracted to the opposite sex, but only if they were born as the opposite sex. This term is used by people who are terrified of the possibility of being attracted to a trait of the same sex as their own.
1: "would you date a trans person?"
2: "no im Super Straight"
1: "no I was referring to a trans man"
2: "no, theyre a guy. im STRAIGHT"
1: "uh huh..."
2: "no im Super Straight"
1: "no I was referring to a trans man"
2: "no, theyre a guy. im STRAIGHT"
1: "uh huh..."
by LongLegLarry March 2, 2021
Get the Super Straightmug. person 1: Hey whats your sexuality?
person 2: Super straight.
person 1: Whats that?
person 2: means i only like the opposite gender but not trans people
person 1: *backs away*
person 2: Super straight.
person 1: Whats that?
person 2: means i only like the opposite gender but not trans people
person 1: *backs away*
by ok so uh March 8, 2021
Get the Super Straightmug. A person with a small penis.
Person 1: Hey, what's your penis size?
Person 2: I'm super straight.
Person 3: Oh damn, is it really that small..?
Person 2: I'm super straight.
Person 3: Oh damn, is it really that small..?
by megafaggotultragay103123 March 9, 2021
Get the Super Straightmug. When your masculinity is so fragile that wiping your ass makes you feel gay.
Also when your so in the closet that you feel the need to add SUPER to get your point across.
Also when your so in the closet that you feel the need to add SUPER to get your point across.
Someone in the closet: "IM SUPER STRAIGHT!!"
Everyone: "okay we get it. You need a little bit more time to figure out your sexuality buddy it's okay."
Everyone: "okay we get it. You need a little bit more time to figure out your sexuality buddy it's okay."
by PrinceOfCatzz March 10, 2021
Get the Super Straightmug. Super Straight (SS) is a made up sexuality made by transphobic people that want to be apart of the LGBTQIA+ community, it means that someone (who is straight) refuses to date a transgender person even if they had romantic feelings for them before they knew they were transgender.
Chris says he’s Super Straight and is in the LGBTQIA+ community but he can’t be, because super straight people don’t exist.
by lapis_likes_water March 12, 2021
Get the Super Straightmug.