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yoga suit

A term created by marketing weasels to help sell the warehouses full of ugly, outdated polyester jogging suits left over from the early '80s.
"Looks like Sissy bought a new yoga suit at ShopKo."

"Capitalist tool."
by Anonymous October 2, 2003
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coot suit

Panties or other garments covering the female goods.
I got a nice upskirt shot of your girlfriend's coot suit last night.
by ABBC Old Ballz September 27, 2006
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white suit

when a person is covered in so much ejaculative fluid, they appear to be wearing some sort of white clothing, ie a suit.
it took 67 guys to give that fatty a white suit!
by DrJonas November 14, 2006
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Paradise Suit

To be naked. Simply another synonym for nude.
I'm gonna put on my paradise suit and take a shower
by Almost there guy April 30, 2011
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meat suit

when you are a meat suit, not human zipper buddy
ha ha funny meat suit gubul buddy!
its such a meat suit.
by cookieslurpjerma278822 January 12, 2023
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Teflon suit

A type of material, invisible to the naked human eye, that grants the wearer immunity to all forms of duty and responsibility. Commonly found in bureaucratic fields of work, such as city government, state, and federal positions. Any request for work or assistance made towards the wearer of a teflon suit will instantly bounce off, rebounding to the nearest individual not in possession of a teflon suit.
"Hey, did you ask Gary for that bi-weekly report due today?"

"Yeah, I went to his desk to get it, but somehow I ended up on the other side of the building asking Rick for it."

"Sounds like Gary just got his teflon suit back from the dry cleaners."
by Ricky Marty October 20, 2017
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Zoom Suit

When you have nothing on from the waste down while attending an online zoom meeting. You could be wearing a button up with a tie for instance and have your balls dangling. All good though. The camera can’t see it and you look classy and dialed in as far as the viewers are concerned
Man....these zoom meetings are getting old. Thank god I just go with the zoom suit. Makes the whole work day a lot more tolerable.
by Z rocket May 19, 2021
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