shrek strudel

Shrek strudel refers to the bulbus green rod that hangs betwixt any oger's hairy ass legs. At the base is normally a throbbing wad that smells of onions and under cheese.

I was playing lord of the rings when an oger appeared and crushed me with it's shrek strudel.

by D Rail August 14, 2014

Toaster Strudel

The act of "finishing" or ejaculating on a female after intercourse, usually on the stomach, breasts or even the back. The man juices act as the icing in this situation.

"Do you see that girl over there? I totally strudelled her last weekend."

"Chris isn't that the girl you toaster strudelled this morning?"

by Mattys4 September 4, 2016

Fuck Mothering Toaster Strudel

That one little smug son of a bitch that will stick itself up your mothers' anus

Toaster Strudel: "Oh fuck yeah, johnny's mother is home, and taking off her clothes; time to dive in!"

"Oh, damn! that fuck mothering toaster strudel sent itself up my mom's ass again!"

by J_3_T January 13, 2017

blueberry struedle

while receiving oral sex from a female, the male chokes the female until she turns blue. the male then proceeds to ejaculate on the females blue face leaving a white icing- like drizzle on her face. hence the term blueberry struedle.

I almost had to perform CPR on that chic last night right after I gave her a blueberry struedle!

by unclefester August 3, 2007

Toaster Strudel

When a guy jacks off on a girls stomach when she is on her period. The girl is the pastry, the period blood is the jelly, and the jizz is the icing.

George: Dude I heard Kate was on her period, did you guys not hook up?
Bill: Nah, I gave her a Toaster Strudel.

by Throbbingbloodtube November 14, 2016

strugenheimer

the release of constapation! Strugen meaning large amount of suspended fecal matter and Heimer meaning release!!

"John, you haven't been to the bathroom all day." "I know Melissa. i've been constipated all day." "Well, John, let me know when you get that strugenheimer."

by à♂ June 26, 2009

Danish Strudel

The act of relaxing one's bowels and expelling carefully aimed fecal matter from the anus into an exposed fat roll of a gluttonous unsightly woman of great mass (fat person) and then proceeding to simulate intercourse using this excrement filled fat roll.

Terry: "Yo' Dave! I just Danish Strudeled fat Jane!"

Dave: "You sick fuck Terry."

by El Hombre' July 5, 2012