sexless streaming

The platonic version of "Netflix and Chill."

My besties are coming over to binge-watch Parks and Recreation for some good ol' fashioned sexless streaming.

by Jay-Rizzle December 29, 2015

cat spreading

Generally happens when cats spread out into warm or sunny spots; otherwise happens when cats spread out into the warm spots of recently vacated furniture (stealing your spot as soon as you get up)

I just got up and mr. Fluffles is already cat spreading.

by HayleyComments June 1, 2018

Baker Streeting

The act of mocking someone’s misery, by humming the sax-part of the song “Baker Street”

Jake: man, im so sad

Blake: aw, man, im so sorry. *hums Baker Street*

Jake: Man, Blake, stop Baker Streeting me!

by thotaroo June 17, 2020

the twilight's last streaming

to fail.

Christina Aguilera's modification of the American National Anthem: "What so proudly we watched, at the twilight's last streaming."

by spikeumike February 25, 2011

saggy asshole spreading

When somebody is gay and they have a saggy asshole, so they spread it as far as they can. Usaully people do this when it is smexy time.ass

My asshole spread so far last night that is started sagging and my boyfriend said I was good at saggy asshole spreading.

by BobalobLOLLOL April 19, 2018

standing ovation

when you got 'the clap' so bad u cant sit down.

nigga fucked Lateesha now he gettin a standing ovation. respect!

by KFED April 30, 2006

standing o

A standing ovation.

Jessica recieved a standing o after singing in the talent show.

by Little-Red March 13, 2010