Stimulus Jam

Used to describe a traffic jam or traffic congestion due to road work, funded by the American Recovery and Reinvestment Act of 2009. This roadwork is often pointless and inefficient, but gets done anyway because the state has to fulfill a quota, otherwise it won't get equivalent funding during the next government handout cycle.

Now that exit 5 is being repaired, Joe's has to use exit 6 and go out of his way. Even though Joe's house is just three blocks past exit 5, using exit 5 would result in a 20 minute delay, thanks to the Stimulus Jam right below it.

The unexpected Stimulus Jam on I-95 resulted in crawling traffic and an extra hundreds of gallons to be burned.

by bpipic April 22, 2010

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stimpypvp

A god ass minecraft player that can defeat pretty much anybody in potpvp and/or soup (soup mostly). He also owns MineHQ and SkylandKits which are both very good servers.

Bro i 1v1ed stimpypvp on minehq and he railed me.

by fiinessin October 10, 2017

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Clitoral Stimulation

Stimulation of clitoris ( by masturbation or foreplay)

Using 1 or 2 fingers to gently massage clitoris in a circular pattern.

Lilly had her legs wide open while she was sleeping, so i decided i'de wake her up with a gentle orgasm.
I used my index finger to go in circles around her clitoris. I used her cum to get it nice and wet, i knew i had got the right spot when her body stated to buck.
Lilly was awake by this point as she moaned. i kept going until she could no longer stand it. She moaned loudly and sat straight up because she could no longer stand how great it was.
The clitoral stimulation worked so well, we decided to fuck.

by SpinMeRightRound January 24, 2010

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