stiff nicholas

When you punch your neighbors cat/dog in the nuts and sneeze at the same time.
Tim - "Dude did you just Stiff Nicholas my dog?"
John - "yeaaaaaaaa....."
by levychevy April 01, 2013
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Stiff where

Most known from meme video on YouTube. Slang for saying your hair is healthy, clean, and nice. No stiff to be seen.

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Example: Hey girl your hair looking good today.
Example: Thanks just got it done, stiff where? 🤣
by Scarletbitch March 03, 2021
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stiff mole

excited young fella.
when a guy see's a hot bird which gives him a stiff one.
when a mans member grows some what.

if hes a pufter then the same applys
1. ( in the mens changing rooms) tim says: i better get out of here before i get a stiff mole.

2.shes giving me a right old stiff mole said patrick.
by jonny rotten pants July 21, 2009
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Stiff Cunt

A tough and brave person, A person who does not give a shit about what people think
Australian and New Zealand proverb
This guy Leon is a fucken stiff cunt, he walks on gravel in bare feet and pulls the finger out the window at pedestrians
by wanakarian September 05, 2021
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gary stiff

the guy that's mixed but people call him white cuz they racist
Friend: Gary Stiff white ain't he.
by Whiteboiiwithglasses February 13, 2019
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Stiff cocky

Di ting dere dat every man have between him legs.
Him ‘ave a stiff cocky fi me vagina.

“ Mi seh cocky stiff suh lawd mek it stiff suh” quote from Like Xmas Raw by Vybz Kartel Featuring Sheba
by Di 1 name Steven March 14, 2021
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Stiff Wicket

When you have an Erection caused by Viagra and after the viagra wears off you cannot shake the erection.
Callum: “Did you hear about my mate John he got with that fit bird last night?”

Andrew: “Yeah I heard he took Viagra for his little John and got a bare stiff wicket the next day!”
by TinyTerribleDancer May 24, 2018
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