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a static lullaby

the sweetest band with killer singers. anyone who doesn't like this band has got to be into the spice girls or something. Whoever gave them that bad definition is clearly hardcore spice girls who has nothing better to do then to make fun of a wicked band and support the spice girls.
"a static lullaby sucks...i like the spice girls"
OR
i popped a blood vessel from listening to a static lullaby.
by spice girls suck January 17, 2004
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statis

The term "statis" has several meanings. All of them good, however. It is a term used to describe someone who is either wealthy, popular with women, famous, or anything else that is deemed "cool".

The word "statis" was created sometime in late 1999 or early 2000. The word was created by a man known as the "BSHT", or "Big Shot Hollywood Tycoon".

However, the reason this term still lives on to this day, is due to one man by the name of Michael J.K. He is often referred to as "The Korean Pop Sensation". He is the individual responsible for popularizing the term.

The term is very popular today. It is mostly used in Los Angeles, but it is used in other parts of the country as well. Apparently, the word is even being used by some people in Harvard University. The word has even reached Asia, and is a very popular term in Seoul, Korea. It has also reached countries such as Japan, China, Russia, India, Bangladesh, Germany, France, Lithuania, Brasil, Mexico, Argentina, and Canada.

The word shows no sign of slowing down, as it only continues to become even more and more popular today.
"You definately have your statis now."

"You have all the statis."

"I need to get my statis."

"That chick is trying too hard to get her statis."
by KPS December 25, 2004
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anarcho-statists

A (usually) intentionally ironic combination of the terms "anarchism" and "statism", attributed to Dr Roderick Long of the University of North Carolina. The idea is to imply the hypocrisy of anarchism by noting how anarchists in power invariably turn to totalitarian methods to enforce their authority. A notable use of the term is in the essay "The Anarcho-Statists of Spain" by Bryan Caplan.
"...the Anarchists preferred to become another predictive success of Bakunin's theory; they collaborated with some governments, established others on their own, and in each case proved themselves to be at least as oppressive as other governing classes throughout history. This is why I call the Spanish Anarchists 'anarcho-statists.' "
by DrCruel February 20, 2013
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statistic

a dead man, someone who was murdered, often used in as a lame ass threat
"the act of making someone a statistic"
"You wannna be a statistic?"
by Les973 February 16, 2006
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Static

being extraordinary. inspirational. electrifying. stands out in a crowd. completely misunderstood. has extreme determination. is unable to be labeled. undefined. thrilling. incredible vibe. one of a kind
She's a static girl. That's a static work of art.
by shelbySTATIC March 18, 2009
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Static

A term used to describe a night or event which is beyond lit.

Usage of the word should be reserved for only the most disgustingly crazy nights, nights where the music's banging, the bud is smoking, the beds are rocking and the drinks are flowing.

Static nights also have a more than reasonable girl to boy ratio and shall never be used to describe sausage fests.
Molez: Yo, did you boys go to that mad link up at Seb's last week

Amir: jheeze, don't get me started blud, that night was cray , even Harry was getting brain

Amadi: Dat can't run, no way was Harry getting brain when man wasn't, this party must have been LIT AF

Swaggy P: Lit? Naaah blud, that night was static as fuck

Jackson: Hold tight that party doe, the yats were fire, it can't be beat.
by Sebmeister January 25, 2017
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crap static

The friction created as two turds hustle to be first to pass through the sphincter, often resulting in severe wind.
Woah i had a bad case of crapstatic gas this morning.
by SwishFish July 20, 2004
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