Flat Stanley

An old circus term for a joint or cigarette that, typically, has been flattened in the ass pocket of one’s jeans.

It’s and old circus term, thats why we say that.

Example:
Alex: “Can i bum a cig?”
Will:“Yeah but they are all Flat Stanleys.”

Mikey: Who flat stanleyed the joint?
Matt: My bad I was drunk and sat on them at the bar.

by Lil’ Juice October 14, 2023

Stanley

Stanley is the stupedist fucking retard you will ever meet. He has the tension spans of a two year old. Can only hold very few memories such as eating, breathing, sleeping, and being an complete idiot!

What a fucking retard that must be stanley

by Mik3st3r May 14, 2019

Stanley

A fat man who enjoys taking children into his basement and doing questionable things to them.

Tom: Hey have you seen my son?
Doug: No, Stanley must have taken him.

by Stanley_Dw_This_Isnt_Rob October 15, 2019

Stangay

An unoriginal fuck that no one likes

Wow that guy is such a stangay

by Dogs11355 September 3, 2016

wedge stanley

Noun: One who is an unusually large tool. A combination of the word wedge, which is the simplest of all tools, and Stanley, a manufacturer of tools. Usually spotted at party's where there is an abundance of tool. Commonly refered to as a toolbag.

That guy is a wedge stanley.

Wedge Stanley over there is really pissing me off, this next beer bottle is headed his direction

by DBCaptain August 27, 2006

The Stanley Parable: Ultra Deluxe

A fanbase that is filled with autistic queer teenagers that simp for a disembodied voice.

Teen 1: "Do you play The Stanley Parable: Ultra Deluxe?

Teen 2: "Yeah, The Narrator's voice is so hot."

Teen 1: "For real."

by spamtenna August 5, 2023

Flat Virgin Stanley

One who has never been flat stanlied.

He's still a flat virgin stanley. Amazing, considering how many girls she has screwed over.

by xxScarlettSavagexx January 8, 2011