stanch

abbreviated form of 'substantial'; large, great; important; rad, fucking awesome..

Holy fuck! This burrito is fuckin' stanch!

by Herbert Von June 10, 2019

Stanced up

Claiming a pose of authority or aggression.

Yo, Bruh Stanced the fuck up.

Bruh, i'm already stanced up currently.

by YeaMS September 10, 2016

Adam Stanheight

One of the main characters in the first Saw movie. He is put in a jigsaw trap with Lawrence Gordon. He is played by Leigh Whannell, the writer of the movie franchise. He is very hot.

Person: “Adam stanheight sucks”
Me: “you don’t deserve love.”

by Tavvicat January 17, 2020

Wank Seance

The eerie feeling you get while masturbating that all your dead relatives are looking down on you in disgust.

I started jerking off to this porno but then I had a wank seance and suddenly lost the urge.

by Eminem October 14, 2003

Stancu

Stancu is a feeling that makes you feel like a nine year old hyperactive kid on cocaine with down syndrome. You may not meet anyone with a stancu syndrome because it is very rare.

I went to the doctor and he told me I am suffering from Stancu syndrome.

by M6_Sebastian March 5, 2021

Stacey's Mom Syndrome

The curious tendency of male adolescents to be more attracted to a girl's mom over the girl herself. It is completely understandable if there is a consensus among peers supporting that the mom is indeed unmistakably hot.

Guy1: Dude, did you see Stacey yesterday? So hot.
Guy2: Naww, man. Check out her mom.
Guy1: Hell yes. Stacey's Mom Syndrome my friend.

by notaffectedbysyndromejustsouno December 7, 2010

Stancie

Stancie, the cutsie nickname for Constance used for all super cool , hxc, rocker chicks. Though it is heard predominantly in europe, the nickname is finally getting the recognition it deserves here in the states.Stancies' are generally lovers of all people places and things. They are open to all ideas and are so damn charming they cast bewitching spells on anyone who happens by.

It is said that once one has been entranced by Stancie they will no longer be able to see their shadow...

by darkvixen1964 February 6, 2010