Stalker Sarah

Stalker Sarah (SarahMonline) is a teenage girl who 'stalks' celebrities and gets her picture with them. She is said to have met over 200 celebrities in the last 4 years, and some celebrities she has met over 20 times. (eg. One Direction)
Sarah Stalker trended on twitter on the 28/01/2012 for around 4 hours, as she got kicked out of the LAX airport for supposedly pushing over One Direction fans.

Stalker Sarah, in all of her photos, has medium length-brown hair with a rounded fringe to her eyebrows, round (circle) glasses and the same smile for every photo, giving the illusion she was photo shopped into the photos, when she was indeed, not.

Me: OH MY GOD GIVE EVERYONE ELSE A CHANCE TO MEET THE BOYS
Sarah: No, I want to meet them
Girl: You've already met them
Sarah: So
Boy: Stalker Sarah

by OneDirectionsBiggestFan February 22, 2012

stalker-feed

The news feed on Facebook that tells you a bit too much about your friends and their Facebook related activities.

Joe: "Hey man, I just found out about your breakup. Sorry."

Ryan: "How did you know already?"

Joe: "My stalker-feed on Facebook told me!"

by Blakeley December 27, 2007

Stalker squad

Term used to refer to the Sydney based group of fanboys Luke Hemmings, Ashton Irwin, and Calum Hood. Known on the internet from meeting celebrities from all over the world in their hometown of Sydney, Australia and for excessive number of celebrity follows on their personal Twitter accounts.

Have you seen who the Stalker Squad met today? Kim Kardashian!

I'm so jealous of the Stalker Squad, they met my favourite band!

by Blondhes June 10, 2016

stalker level

Way of measuring the creepiness of a stalker on a 1-10 scale, with 10 being the creepiest. To break it down:

1-3: Non-threatening stalker. Might be creepy but not always. Unlikely to force a meeting or conversation between themself and the stalkee.

4-6: Has the potential to seek the stalkee out, but won't for certain. The middle ground on the stalker level, for those stalkers whose motives you aren't sure of.

7-9: Creepy stalker. Will go out of his or her way to try and meet or converse with the stalkee. Never knowingly go to a place you may encounter a 7-9 level stalker by yourself.

10: File the restraining order.

To determine how serious your stalker problem is, consult the stalker level scale.

by el greco January 22, 2007

stalker speed

An incredibly slow speed, whether driving or otherwise, that mimics the speed a 45 year-old male stalker would drive while watching his prey.

"Of course she didnt win the race, she was practically running at stalker speed."

by Ryan Scott June 25, 2006

stalker fart

when you fart in a public place and try to outrun it, but no matter where you go whenever you stop the smell is not far behind!

i farted in wal*mart and ran two departments down, but my stalker fart chased me all the way!

there's no escaping the stalker fart

by Dark Lord of the Anus September 27, 2005

stalker face

The creepy look on a person's face while they stare openly and obsessively at an object of affection.

Sarah thought Bill was cute until she saw his stalker face as he stared at her best friend.

by BM_Face December 14, 2008