Someone who is described of having the short end of the stick. A potential down-syndrome client. A douchebag of high caliber. Considered being one of the greatest insults to be given next to being called "retarded"
Guy 1: Dude, you know what you're acting like right now? You're acting like a saffles.
Guy 2:...Don't you ever call me that ever again.
Guy 2:...Don't you ever call me that ever again.
by UAC Mars Research Team November 7, 2010
Get the Saffles mug.This happens when you slap a person in the mouth so hard it causes a serious infection of the knee. Properly named after the quaterback of the Georgia Bulldogs and the ass kicking that he recently recieved.
Did you see when Parker staffed that punk; he can't walk anymore. Or You just got staffed bitch where you goin; NOWHERE!
by Java Juice March 15, 2009
Get the Staffed mug.When you are doing a round of shots with friends and you drink it immediately without waiting for the rest of the group to be served and before clinking glasses.
In an attempt to pull one over on the bartender, he will stoffle his shot so he can lie and say he didn't get one so that they would pour him another shot without charge.
by Link68 July 26, 2017
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A hard/Stiff nipple also referred to as a Stiffle.
by little_lady November 4, 2019
Get the Stiffle mug.In a meeting with my managers, I had to make a staffment about my performance in the neutral gender bathroom.
by Scar1ett May 11, 2020
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