Squidward’s Clarinet

When a girl blows her man’s dick like a clarinet, and licking the tip like a reed

Yo Ashley hit me wit da Squidward’s Clarinet last night bruh

by VileAnalDonkey June 13, 2018

squidward titties

When a girls titties sag or hang low and look like squidwards nose

Her tinder profile looked fire. But then I met her and she had those squidward titties.

by 2derpus November 7, 2018

Squidward's Tiki Land

When six guys lay on their back in a circle and the girl takes turns riding each of them in sequence.

Bro, if we all put our money together we'll have enough for one hooker this weekend, we can just create Squidward's Tiki Land.

by Toga Seafoam May 22, 2020

squidward dab

The act of putting your right arm across your face while the other arm opposite to the one covering your face and screaming squidward dab!!!!

McCann squidward dab

by McCann lad June 18, 2016

Squidward's Nose

When your man has a Squidward nose it means his dick is small but fat and flappy

I fucked my man last night he had such a Squidward's Nose it couldn't fit in my hole and didn't penetrate

by Snapothecoinboiiiz March 16, 2019

squidward brunt

Sore loser

"Stop being such a squidward brunt, get over it!"

by Longlivedobby November 27, 2016

Squidward’s Window

n., butthole, anus. A reference to the round porthole through which Squidward often speaks, in episodes of SpongeBob SquarePants.

“I’m gonna squeegee Squidward’s Window with my tongue,” said the millennial
“In my day we just called that a rim-job,” grunted the boomer
“Do you want me to stop then?”
“God, no.”

by St. Martin-in-the-fields July 26, 2019