Spunk Rack

An open faced recepticle in which you can store spunk. Typically another persons body part.
Normally used for short term storage.

"I whacked my load in her spunk rack for safe keeping..."

by booshboy April 2, 2009

spunk tackle

The tackle you spunk with. Testicles and Penis. Cock and Balls. Twig and Gigggle Berries. Meat and Two Veg. Strawberry Shaft and Vanilla Scoops. Testicle (Pronounced testiclay) & Poking Rod...etc...

PETER: Andy, what's the matter?
ANDY: My wife kicked me in me spunk tackle.
PETER: Dannielle? Whatever for?
ANDY: Coz I said she was a stupid fat fucking minge muncher who was worse in bed that her comatose Mother.

(Brief moment of silence then a hefty High-Five.)

by Sir Bartholomew McTavish December 16, 2008

spunk slug

a tissue which has been used to wipe up copious amounts of semen and it's then given dampness means that the tissue resembles a slug

A: Yeah last night I jizzed so much
B: Yeah, I bet your tissue was like a spunk slug

by SEABADGERMAN August 7, 2010

Spunk Duster

The name nearest piece of material available for wiping off the baby gravy from passionate moments past. This could be a towel, tissue, a sock or even an animals head. We all have potential spunk dusters around us, it is the act of wiping your mess on it which will forever cement that items name as the "Spunk duster"

Guy: Ohhh yeah, that's got it! Here it comes!

Gal: Watch out for my glasses!

Guy: It's safe, it landed in your armpit....

Gal: Ok, pass me the spunk duster...........

by Spunk Dunker January 7, 2011

Spunkdunk

Putting your sperm in someone's drink. Like the Orange County guy that shot his wad into his coworkers water bottle.

That girl pissed me off so I spunkdunked her and laughed my ass off as she drank her water with my load.

by King of all Urban September 20, 2010

Spuck-eyed

When your eyes are really tired.

I'm so spuck-eyed from staring at the computer all day.

by Boston Baked Bean Too April 30, 2011

skuskasken

1. German word that means any and everything you want it to mean.

2. Word used 2000 times in German rap music.

Ex.1: Yo B is acting like a straight up skuskasken.

Ex. 2: Can't wait to get home to get some skuskasken.

Ex. 3: Tom: "Hey man, are you ready to go?" Matt: "Skuskasken!"

by Design Clique June 14, 2013