spackle

when you thought you had to fart but poop came out....

oops i just spackled in my shorts!!!

by bytor4u2 August 18, 2009

Speckled Paint Job

Diarrhea that sprays all over the toilet bowl, creating a speckled effect on the white porcelain.

Last night after alcohol and Taco Bell I did a speckled paint job on the toilet, and it burnt my asshole.

by Evan, Eddie, and Kurt October 16, 2006

Shackled My Sherlock

A form of Cock-Block from a grossly obese female, you were sure would have sex with you.

"Hey Matt did you get with jenaveve?"
"Naw man, she totally shackled my sherlock!"

by Andy-514 July 23, 2008

spagackled

someone who is entirely too spun on meth or speed.

"Dude I did six hot rails and I was so spagackled I didn't sleep for 3 days".

by marky mark olympia August 2, 2009

Shit Spackle

When you have the screaming shits that result in a shot gun peppering of the inside of the toilet. Usually the result of Thai and/or Indian food. Also a probable result of getting shit faced.

Man i ate so much Taco Bell yesterday, i shit spackled the back of the toilet.

by Cock Thicket October 7, 2011

ass spankled

when someone beats you in a fight and you dont do anything about it but cry or tell

i ass spankled john yesterday that little bitch cryed through the whole ass spankling

by ass spankler June 12, 2009

crap-spackle

The high velocity projectile shit spray that bounces off toilet water and covers one's ass cheeks and/or inner toilet bowl. Crap-spackle dries almost instantaneously on whatever surface it lands on.

Yo, as soon as I put that toilet seat around that bitch's face, I knew what time it was. It was time to crap-spackle. I turned that sliz from Vanna White to Jackie Brown before she could even say please.

by schluss March 15, 2008