spoons

A game where an unsuspecting person is challenged to a contest, where large heavy desert spoons are placed between the teeth and turns are taken to hit your opponent on the back of the head with said spoon using only the power of the mouth and neck, untill one of the competitors gives up. However a 3rd person, an associate of the challengee stands behind the unsuspecting player and belts him im time with a 3rd spoon in time with the 'hits' of the real opponent

'Hey we played spoons with Mike yesterday.'
'Cool.'
'Yeah he has brain damage now.'

by Gimli, son of Gloin. May 21, 2006

Spoon

A retarded person.

One of the spoons he was taking care of put his head through the television.

by playsthecat July 26, 2020

Spoon

A complete idiot that is so stupid they have a mind of a fucking utensil.

"Oi mate, what a spoon you are!"

by SpudManDom June 16, 2018

Spooned

When something is really deep or meaningful

My conversation with her got really spooned last night dude we talked about heavy stuff

by Rammingthemat October 15, 2021

Spoon

Spoon

Use a fucking spoon to eat dumbass.

by sfhbayuwsfyhuw April 8, 2022

Spoon

Excellent, good, great, amazing, fashionable, on trend, on point,

Wow mate, that trick is totally spoon or Nice shirt mate... You look well spoon

by HankTheBusDriver January 24, 2021

Spoon

A very powerfull waterbending tool, it may damage the user. It comes in various sizes.

Can be commonly found in Ikea stores and drawers.

Son: my shirt is now damp after i was doing the dishes.
Mom: well you should've been more carefull when washing spoons.

by An expirienced person March 21, 2021