poof the smoof

Puff the smoke. Another way of saying smoke marijuana.

"Yo, you trying to poof the smoof tonight?"

by Smokee Blunts February 1, 2010

Poor man's sploof

When one exhales smoke into another fellow's rectum in order to disguise the odor. Much like a regular sploof but for the small cost of nothing.

Example:
'Smoking in the school bathroom'

Robert - OH SHIT, the principal is coming, quickly put your lips around my asshole and perform the poor man's sploof!
'Jonny exhales the dank smoke into the anal cavity of Robert'
Jonny - Thanks Robert, you saved us both. Also, no homo tho.
Robert - Yeah that was close, no homo hehe..

by Rövslafsaren May 31, 2021

Smoof

It's like dope, but better.

"Damn that nigga so smoof, he probably gets all the bitches."

by Mus 1Dollar February 23, 2013

Spoofle

Spoofle is a word used to describe an idiot or a noob. improper use of the word Spoofle means that you yourself are a Spoofle

That Jim-Bob-Joe kid is such a Spoofle.

by Del-Nina January 29, 2006

scoofer

see blunt and joint for detailed info.

A Scoofer is medical marijuana wrapped preferably in a swisher sweet cigarillo or Zig Zag papers.

"Hurry up and roll the scoofer. everyone is waiting."

"This scoofer is packed with kush!!"

"You owe me a scoofer for last night."

by Jason Thomas Adams May 5, 2008

scoof

A "dumbass" or idiot.
A funny or shady character.

You are such a scoof!
Wow, that hobo over there is quite the scoof.

by Frank Guidice May 28, 2006

smoof

1) A fictional substance, mentioned in Fairly Odd Parents; purportedly the "greatest substance in the world". Capable of entrapping genies, especially Norm.

See also unobtainium.

2) An expletive from the same show, presumably referring to the material.

"There's three things I can't escape from: magic lamps, the charms of Barbara Eden, and smoof!" -Norm the genie

"Oh, smoof." -Timmy Turner

by Makani May 22, 2006