olde time sledding

The struggle to reach the top of the hill before your beverage freezes; ultimately, a metaphor for the human condition.

Eddie got thrown in the ditch by saxophone player from Regina, therefore his beverage had time to pass that quick stage between "slushy" and "frozen". That's olde time sledding for you!

by saxophone player from Regina March 2, 2010

walla walla sledgehammer

When having sex with a women in the standing position, at the moment of orgasm, the woman is piledriven into the floor.

After I gave ol' Nicki the walla walla sledgehammer, I finished her off by supermanning all over her face, and made her fruitbowl me.

by Outlaw Avionics April 1, 2008

sped shed

A sped shed is the Special Education classrooms, where the speds go. Its an extension to the insult "sped".

Friend: Yo you hear about the new girl?
You: No? What is it?
Friend: She's in the sped shed! For all her classes! LOL!
You: What's that?
Friend: Sped shed? It's the special ed classes!

by xQBGIV March 7, 2016

Spedestrian

Slow moving, clumsy, stupid pedestrians. Not fit for sidewalks, bike paths, roads, etc.

(See Sped)

"Omg I can't get around this stupid spedestrian!"

"That Spedestrian forgot his helmet!"

by Hoofy February 11, 2009

sped

refers to a kid in special education (meaning they have a disability)

mostly used as a insult towards someone who did something stupid or is acting slow.

*teacher says directions*

brianna: what did she just say ?
sam: nigga ur a sped she just said them.

by dm(v) slang February 19, 2019

Siberian Sledge Hammer

When a guy sticks an ice cube up a girls ass and then plows her as hard as he can and shoves the ice cube further and further up the girls ass with his dick

"ugh im so sore from last night"said serena
"why what happened?" asked leila
"michael gave me the Siberian Sledge Hammer last night and i was not expecting it, i must admit though i liked it."

by scizzott November 13, 2007

Norwegian Sledgehammer

When a person is having sex with someone doggy style, you pull out, walk back 15 feet, run, jump and try to make it in. Accomplishment of this particular sex act definitely deserves a high 5 if not more

"Yo man, last night I was fucking my girl and gave her a Norwegian Sledgehammer!"

by A Pimp Named Puff Puff January 12, 2009