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Spaffic Jam

Noun: Where a male ejaculates and then tries to urinate shortly afterwards causing a blockage in his urethra. This often results in pain and inflammation of the penis head as the combination of spaff and urine can not be released.
"I had a great sex with my girlfriend last night but when I went to the toilet afterwards I ran into a major spaffic jam. I was stuck for 20 minutes!"

"I better pee before I masturbate, I don't want another spaffic jam"
by spaffmaster August 16, 2011
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by Ian Parker November 17, 2004
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Spaff Beast

A dirty man that masturbates over six times a day. A man that often needs to leave a party or social occasion so he can masturbate.
Spaff Beast: I've masturbated eight times today!
Friend of beast: Wow, your such a spaff beast!
by Slitster February 19, 2010
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Splack

Someone who is of combined heritage: hispanic and black. It's a portmanteau of the words "Spanish" and "Black" to form "Splack". Ironically, half the time they seem like neither. They may or may not use stereotypes of both cultures and combine them to form an Ultimate Minority. The term is meant in a humorous and non-racist way.
"Yeah, I'm half Spanish, half Haitian. Splack. It's easier to remember."

"By being Splack, I am a serious threat to the chicken population."
by J-Bug August 6, 2009
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Spla-dow

To ejaculate into your hand. This is followed by throwing into someones face! SPLADOW!
by Spyler July 26, 2004
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slaff

That hoe slaffed me in the face. I'm going to bust a cap in her ass
by Pat Jack February 12, 2004
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spafford

anal, sex, sick, wrong, cici, beastin' it

1. having unwanted anal sex with somethings ass
1. I'm gonna spafford your hole!

2. My ass got so spafforded last nite i can barely walk....
by Andrew Sizemore November 18, 2006
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