Noun: Where a male ejaculates and then tries to urinate shortly afterwards causing a blockage in his urethra. This often results in pain and inflammation of the penis head as the combination of spaff and urine can not be released.
"I had a great sex with my girlfriend last night but when I went to the toilet afterwards I ran into a major spaffic jam. I was stuck for 20 minutes!"
"I better pee before I masturbate, I don't want another spaffic jam"
"I better pee before I masturbate, I don't want another spaffic jam"
by spaffmaster August 16, 2011
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by Slitster February 19, 2010
Get the Spaff Beast mug.Someone who is of combined heritage: hispanic and black. It's a portmanteau of the words "Spanish" and "Black" to form "Splack". Ironically, half the time they seem like neither. They may or may not use stereotypes of both cultures and combine them to form an Ultimate Minority. The term is meant in a humorous and non-racist way.
"Yeah, I'm half Spanish, half Haitian. Splack. It's easier to remember."
"By being Splack, I am a serious threat to the chicken population."
"By being Splack, I am a serious threat to the chicken population."
by J-Bug August 6, 2009
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by Spyler July 26, 2004
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