gufwarfle spew

(onomatopoeic) This is when you are sitting at your computer, with a mouthful of a beverage and/or food, and you see something so funny that you reflexively laugh.

Thanks for posting that picture of that fat girl in Walmart falling out of her halter top. Now there is gufwarfle spew all over my monitor.

by liznetu July 30, 2010

Spew

A mans semen that came out of his dick when he comes

I just spewed all over my computer

by thefogiscomingthefogiscoming May 22, 2022

Spewing clitoris

Female version of blue balls

She gave me blue balls so i gave her a spewing clitoris in return

by Frizzie101 August 19, 2022

spew of the moment

A sudden tirade of vitriol and anger.

Well that's the American way for ya! All you do is work your ass off all day and come home and be miserable! You come home watch TV and drink yourself to death or eat a bunch shit and become obese and get diabetes! Your choice! Well that's my spew of the moment."

by Smoochie Menendez April 11, 2025

Spew Slipper

Waking up after a large night on the turps only to get out of bed and put your foot in the pile of vomit you don't remember departing your body the night before.

Potentially worse when it departed someone else's body.

"How did you pull up?"

"Not as well as expected. My feet felt the warmth of the spew slipper."

by spewslipper August 11, 2009

spew and smoosh

When you chunky spew in the shower and have to smoosh it down the drain.

Bro, I spew and smooshed last night. I had Taco Bell on my way home haha!

by DunnWendt April 18, 2020

Spewing Sauce

A phrase used when you don't want to say "I'm on my period" out loud.

Girl A: Hey, wanna come ice skating with me today?

Girl B: Sorry, I can't. I'm spewing sauce. (sighs)

Girl A: Oooh, that sucks.

Girl B: Yea, you know how bad it would be if I were to open my legs while skating. It would be the eruption of Krakatoa all over again.

by barpfarp123 June 19, 2012