sperm wail

The sound a woman makes when you cum in her mouth without having warned her.

Please note: There was an error in my definition yesterday. It should be "WITHOUT having warned her", rather than "WITH having warned her". Thank you.

Monica let out a sperm wail when I suddenly jizzed her tonsils.

by Pornstaro April 24, 2008

Sperm Angel

Jizzing on a girls back and having her roll over on her back with the jizz still there and then she makes snow angels

"I heard Jessica and Michael did a sperm angel last!"
"Really? that's disgusting"

by @nikodw_ June 13, 2019

Sperm the worm

To ejaculate sperm cell

I'm bored I might just go sperm the worm a little.

by Hoodies on the beach April 3, 2016

Sperm Bomb

When a terrorist blows up a twin tower in a womans ovaries, placing a bomb inside the egg disguised as a fetus during the 9 month pregnancy, proceeding to explode during birth.

Man: Honey, how are you pregnant?!!
Woman: I can explain! A terrorist placed a Sperm Bomb in my pussy!

by NickrophiIia December 20, 2018

sperm-balloon

after you finish having sex and took off your condom filled with the creamy essence of life, make a balloon from it and throw it to the unlicensed hostile kindergarten located under you window. just think of the face of the person that will pick it up in the morning. smile with delight

mommy mommy look i found a balloon

thats nice sweety... ewwwwww throw it away its a sperm-balloon!!!

by israelmate November 1, 2010

Sperm Dragon

When you're deepthroating someone and you have to sneeze, then they hold your head down to prolong their orgasm causing you to shoot sperm out of your nose like a dragon.

So I was giving Tyler a blowjob and he was a bitch and made me give him a sperm dragon

by Indec1sive November 13, 2019

sperm count

the number of times that you have spanked it to a specific person or video

"Hey dude, have you seen this Paige chick that's in wrestling now?"

"Duh man, I've already got an epic sperm count going for her."

by SaltineWizard September 14, 2015