by JamesCondina June 18, 2009
"Hey dude, have you seen this Paige chick that's in wrestling now?"
"Duh man, I've already got an epic sperm count going for her."
"Duh man, I've already got an epic sperm count going for her."
by SaltineWizard August 10, 2015
by Hoodies on the beach December 25, 2015
When a terrorist blows up a twin tower in a womans ovaries, placing a bomb inside the egg disguised as a fetus during the 9 month pregnancy, proceeding to explode during birth.
Man: Honey, how are you pregnant?!!
Woman: I can explain! A terrorist placed a Sperm Bomb in my pussy!
Woman: I can explain! A terrorist placed a Sperm Bomb in my pussy!
by NickrophiIia December 20, 2018
moving through a very crowded hall at a pace faster than most ususally by weaving between people and or bulldozing them.
John: im late for 2nd class and this hallway is crammed.
Jake: just sperm it through there no problem
Jake: just sperm it through there no problem
by Mc.Awesome September 11, 2009
Jizzing on a girls back and having her roll over on her back with the jizz still there and then she makes snow angels
by @nikodw_ June 13, 2019
after you finish having sex and took off your condom filled with the creamy essence of life, make a balloon from it and throw it to the unlicensed hostile kindergarten located under you window. just think of the face of the person that will pick it up in the morning. smile with delight
by israelmate October 31, 2010