smacktard

a band devoted to being as stupid and immature as every definition of smactard above and below this definition. LONG LIVE THE SMACKTARD!

Smacktard is the greatest band ever.

by Lord Smacktard April 15, 2003

smacktard

When someone is acting like so much of a retard, that you want to smack them silly.

B1: "yay! i managed to teamkill three of my teammates last round!"
B2: "You are such a smacktard."

by NrKy September 15, 2003

smacktard

An idiot deserving to be smacked; someone who needs a good thrashing.

Someone who spams forums with pictures and comments that nobody cares about.

Used in a sentence as insult:
"Mikey, You are such a fucking Smacktard!"

by T June 21, 2004

Smacktard

1. An idiot, online or offline. The kind of person with such high hopes for the future you wouldn't be suprised seeing them smacking a retard on the street one day.
2. Someone who actually goes around smacking retards.

The smacktard team shot me in the head spamming the phrase "I pwned j00!!!111"

Three smacktards were arrested for assault.

by Me July 6, 2003

smacktard

Smacktard is a good way to describe Paul ( or as you would know him, Z3LL). He gets very offended when u call him this, and offen trys to rape your ass until you die of internal bleeding.

<Shimmeh> Hey look, its Z3LL...
<Shibbster> Hehe, lets go call him a smacktard...

by ellipsis June 6, 2004

spaceturbation

Masturbation in the weightless conditions of outer space.

Astronauts will engage in spaceturbation to relieve stress on long journeys and as emergency propellant by ejaculating in the opposite direction that they'd like to travel.

by Brother Joe May 29, 2017

Spactard

A retard/spastic

Charlie Brandle is a spactard

by Curry21 September 12, 2020